How can Everton top yesterday?

everton1953 · January 25, 2023

NathDogg said:
Gallows humour you dolt.

Gallows humour my harse. Mind, a few hangings might have avoided some of the mess we are in.

dublinbluenose · January 25, 2023

Lob · January 25, 2023

I am certain they will find a way. They never cease to disappoint when it comes calamity.

ArtetaMoney · January 25, 2023

The stadium will float off down the Mersey, probably the day before it’s finished.

wellillwill · January 25, 2023

Zeppelin crashes into Goodison Park and Farhad Moshiri is revealed to be behind COVID.

Cjplennon · January 25, 2023

Stuartisitc1878 said:
Steve the Evertonian who was begging Simon Jordon to buy the club?? Mate, I couldn't believe that when I heard it. Must be a plant

I think it waa a Kopite taking the piss! I mean Simon Jordan in charge.... :-)

Andy McGurk · January 25, 2023

Gordon Lee's Cushion said:
How?

“We are getting early reports that aliens have landed at BMD……”

These are problematic racist aliens with a uncomfortable past as well

billyblue80 · January 25, 2023

Easily mate it's a lunatics asylum and a binfire

Debunkology · January 25, 2023

Just watched a mad video about how we create our own reality. Then I come here and see this thread.

All makes sense now

Deleted member 50501 · January 25, 2023

Debunkology said:
Just watched a mad video about how we create our own reality. Then I come here and see this thread.

All makes sense now

The positive thinking Evertonians are off living in a universe of bliss.

Khalekan · January 25, 2023

Good start to the day if we wish to top yesterday’s fiasco.

Kia flaming Koorabchin was on talkSPORT pontificating about what is going wrong at EFC.

And seems to think we would be fine had we listened to him :oops:

Fralahna · January 25, 2023

Close and delete this thread immediately. Moshiri might get some ideas

Khalekan · January 25, 2023

The term Chiefs and Indians springs to mind.

bluenorthwarrior · January 25, 2023

Failed drug test announced for one of our crabs who can't even jog half the length of the pitch without a break, whilst at the same time 47 year old James milner breaks Usain bolt's 100m time down the road.