How can Everton top yesterday?

[DanB90]

 

[DanEFC92]

The ground getting cancelled

 

[pierceck]

FFP points deduction

 

[The binman chronicles]

Never ask that question.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Danjuma U-turn
Gordon leaving
Onana AWOL (granted we now know he was granted leave to go to a wedding but still)
No manager
Farhad wants Bielsa
Thelwell doesn't want Bielsa
We may be forced to hire Big Sam
The phantom Headlocker is still on the loose
The club's for sale (YAY)
no wait the club's not for sale (BOOOO)

How can today top that?

Liquidation

 

[Dancing Pat]

We could be bought by Mike Ashley, who brings the FSW back and then proceeds to asset strip the club, selling BMD and leaving us to play our home games at Jericho Lane.

 

[BlueShark]

Danjuma U-turn
Gordon leaving
Onana AWOL (granted we now know he was granted leave to go to a wedding but still)
No manager
Farhad wants Bielsa
Thelwell doesn't want Bielsa
We may be forced to hire Big Sam
The phantom Headlocker is still on the loose
The club's for sale (YAY)
no wait the club's not for sale (BOOOO)

How can today top that?

We'll find something, we always do.

My bet is the new stadium being indefinitely postponed due to the discovery of a rare and protected species of fish being discovered around King's Dock.

 

[blulouie]

Sell Gordon & buy James Milner.

 

[Connor]

Goodison, load of fuel, and a few matches

 

[DanEFC92]

FFP point deduction

 

[everton1953]

A stupid question inevitably produced a set of ludicrous responses.

 

[Moomin]

A consortium of Mike Ashley, Hicks & Gillette buy us and bring back Benitez with Sammy Lee as his assistant and Dennis Wise as DOF.

 

[NathDogg]

A stupid question inevitably produced a set of ludicrous responses.

Gallows humour you dolt.

 

[Daz1878]

Jim Goodwin unveiled as new manager on the back of his Scottish Cup exploits. His first piece of business has Pickford loaned out to Tottenham, with the intricate deal seeing us covering 200% of his wages and an obligation to buy Lucas Moura in the summer for £135M (+ add-ons).

 

[edge]

Come back about 6pm you will have the answer more than likely.