I bought a plain red t shirt from matalan to wear for work and me dad hates me wearing red, i put it on for work and me arl fellas like "what are ya wearing red for?" "err the company's theme is red and it's smart i reckon" "art not smart" "what dya mean?" "i mean you look like Neil bucchanan you tit do yaself a favour an take it off" i tell him to do one and wear it anyways, a day later i was looking for the shirt after i put it in the wash and it had vanished, i ask me mum if she's seen it, she tells me she hasn't so i go outside to ask me dad and he standing there with a massive smile on his face using my t shirt to wash his car.
The mother in law once turned up at our house with a brand new red s**** kit for my oldest lad (who was two at the time) I told her straight away to get that s*** away from my house !
She was fuming with me and it still causes a fight between me and my wench to this day !
It also wound her up the time we were late picking the kids up cos I refused to get on the x2 bus with all that champions of Europe **** all over it!
I do not own anything red, and refuse to have anything red. I LOVE blue, and most of my wardrobe is blue or black. The other half even had to make me a blue valenties card last year.
As for my love of blue - I wont let the other half wear a celtic shirt because it says "Its a grand old team to play for" on it. I saw me arse and told him that He was wearing something everton, and that it was a disgrace that Celtic had even put that on a shirt.
I pretty much refuse to wear red, it hurts my soul. Right now I have two red shirts I play footy in, one Spain one and one USA one. These only exist because I play pick-up games and if my team's wearing red, it's either bring my own red or wear one of the foul smelling sweat-filled bibs.
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