Homer's best quips

[summerisle]

Free Tibet ! You heard me, free him now !

 

[coollino]

Doh!

 

[bicycleheader]

I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am!

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

Always find myself using these two.

 

[Toast]

Who was the GOT lad who got banned and made a boss twitter account of Simpsons quotes ?
Had Prince as his avatar ?

 

[Minimeister]

'Marge, I refuse to sleep in the same bed as someone who thinks I'm lazy. I'm going to go downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping bag ....uh goodnight'

 

[Sapie88]

Of all creatures that breathe and move upon the earth, nothing is bred that is weaker than man.

 

[Gwlacticos]

I'm sick of moussaka every night Deirdre. Sod this, I'm off down the Golden Fleece.

 

[lancs blue]

urgay instead of uraguay

 

[Encoder]

The lesson is...never try

 

[SerenityNigh]

Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.

 

[summerisle]

The lesson is...never try

One of the best. So good - - -

 

[wainy]

 

[Boss_Blue]

Of all creatures that breathe and move upon the earth, nothing is bred that is weaker than man.

Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.

Haha you both beat me to it.

 

[McBain]

I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am!