So, I had to fly from Los Angeles to Vancouver, British Colombia for work. This story takes place on the return trip.
I boarded the plane and took up my seat and started reading my book. Because of the size of the seats, I leaned out into the aisle. We take off, and as soon as the seatbelt sign goes off, a lady in first class gets up and proceeds to the back of the plane for the bathroom. I didn't see her and she bumped my shoulder and I look back at this tanned blonde walking away from me in a white miniskirt and 'stylish's sleeveless sweater and notice a barb wire tattoo on her left arm. I thought.....'nah, it can't be.....' As she comes back, I look back, and sure enough, it is Pamela Anderson!!
A little later on the flight, I get up to use the bathroom (lots of coffee, ok!!), and as I come out and start walking back to my seat she is coming down the aisle at me. Tiny aisle.....massive boobs. Short story, she rubbed those bad boys right up against me as I was being a gentleman trying to let her past.
Yes, she of Baywatch fame, rubbed her boobs right across my chest. For all intents and purposes, from this point forward, I am merely going to say that I, felt up Pamela Anderson. Because while not the whole truth, I did technically 'feel' her boobs and ass.
Beat that!!!!
I boarded the plane and took up my seat and started reading my book. Because of the size of the seats, I leaned out into the aisle. We take off, and as soon as the seatbelt sign goes off, a lady in first class gets up and proceeds to the back of the plane for the bathroom. I didn't see her and she bumped my shoulder and I look back at this tanned blonde walking away from me in a white miniskirt and 'stylish's sleeveless sweater and notice a barb wire tattoo on her left arm. I thought.....'nah, it can't be.....' As she comes back, I look back, and sure enough, it is Pamela Anderson!!
A little later on the flight, I get up to use the bathroom (lots of coffee, ok!!), and as I come out and start walking back to my seat she is coming down the aisle at me. Tiny aisle.....massive boobs. Short story, she rubbed those bad boys right up against me as I was being a gentleman trying to let her past.
Yes, she of Baywatch fame, rubbed her boobs right across my chest. For all intents and purposes, from this point forward, I am merely going to say that I, felt up Pamela Anderson. Because while not the whole truth, I did technically 'feel' her boobs and ass.
Beat that!!!!
