How about growing a pair and just go out and buy it ??
and end up like me, sleeping in the spare room for months with an old wank sock
This thread title is a bit misleading ... Thought it was Blue Bill's first post asking for our advice!!
tell her it comes with free built in '50 shades of grey' and she will even go and get it for you !!
Telly? time to watch ? yeah lad, whatever.
you'll get sick of it being on cbeebies and citv.
Couldn't even buy his own biscuits, now he's buying a big TV....