Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
You’re insured, right mate?The fella that sold us the van told us to get used to waving at other Transporters and I thought, "Aye, right!". Turns out, he was right. I put my wife on waving duty though. I feel stupid waving at someone just because they're driving the same van as me.
My pockets are not that deep though. Now you have me worried![]()
Worst case scenario, if the costs becomes too burdensome, find a steep decline with a concrete block at the bottom of it, slip that puppy into neutral, and let it roll down the hill into that block…
Then just sit back, and wait for that sweet, sweet insurance moola to come your way. Plain and simple.

