Headless corpse "not suspicious". HOW????

[roydo]

Bristol police see nothing suspicious upon finding a headless bloke outside a mental hospital............

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-16524108

"Yeah officer, she kind of fell onto that axe, sorry"

 

[EFCNIK]

She did ffs!

 

[Tubey]

It seems to me that animals have carried off the head at a later time, not that he was decapitated before death.

 

[heatmeiser]

That must be some big [Poor language removed] off grounds.

I found a dead sheep recently and I could smell it about half a mile away.

 

[roydo]

Might be right, some big foxes and cats down here.

 

[TheFinnFan]

OJ did it

 

[roydo]

That must be some big [Poor language removed] off grounds.

I found a dead sheep recently and I could smell it about half a mile away.

Not really. Built up area, modest sized hospital. Some gardens, but not massive by any stretch.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

They're all off their heads there.

 

[icburns]

They're all off their heads there.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves now, I'm sure it was a post mortem decapitation.

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

clearly the deceased was off their head on drugs and died from an overdose...

 

[peteblue]

Apparently it's how you say welcome in Uraguay..........