Have you ever been arrested?

[ToffeeMark]

Wasn't me man.

didn't think so. some yank...Cookie monster makes me think of you straight off these days...toomany hours in here

 

[chicoazul]

didn't think so. some yank...Cookie monster makes me think of you straight off these days...toomany hours in here

PHEW.

 

[ToffeeMark]

slightly off thread, but found this at the same time as the cookie monster

 

[thebluefox]

Wasn't me man.

better make it 4 pacs instead of 2 cooks lad

 

[flippa]

twice- both in the People's Republic of China. First time was for "trying to illegally enter the country" (I was at the day visa application desk at the time...)- got hauled into a small windowless room and shouted at in Chinese for a couple of hours, had to pay a $500 fine, and was "escorted" back to Hong Kong... second time I was taken to the police station was when I'd moved to a new city, and hadn't declared my foreign presence to the Public Security Bureau- they came to my flat and hauled me away because the neighbours had ratted on me. Couple of hours of playing the dumb foreigner and pretending I didn't speak Chinese, and they sent me away, just to get rid of me. Should have thought myself lucky, they were beating the crap out of some local guy when I arrived, and the week before I'd witnessed 10 people being paraded before execution. Fun times.

 

[milks]

What were you trying to hit ?

Oh, I was trying to hit the mugger. Two of them with bowie knives, one took my wallet and ran, then other one was trying to march me to the cashpoint to withdraw the cash.

I told him I had something in my cricket bag for him and got out my bat. After a mexican stand off he learnt quickly that a cricket bat has a longer reach than a knife.

He went down like a sack of ****.

 

[RFUS]

Oh, I was trying to hit the mugger. Two of them with bowie knives, one took my wallet and ran, then other one was trying to march me to the cashpoint to withdraw the cash.

I told him I had something in my cricket bag for him and got out my bat. After a mexican stand off he learnt quickly that a cricket bat has a longer reach than a knife.

He went down like a sack of ****.

I love you man. Even more than before.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Oh, I was trying to hit the mugger. Two of them with bowie knives, one took my wallet and ran, then other one was trying to march me to the cashpoint to withdraw the cash.

I told him I had something in my cricket bag for him and got out my bat. After a mexican stand off he learnt quickly that a cricket bat has a longer reach than a knife.

He went down like a sack of ****.

...but I have seen you bat.