Harry Redknapp arrested

[ricardobee]

He's helping the police with inquiries regarding corruption in football.

Might help us with our game with pompey saturday.

My guess is the police will let him manage the game whilst covering all the exits ala blues brothers style.

Orange whip anyone?

 

[Robert Jarvis]

Started this thread in the alehouse 30 minutes ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SuitsBlue]

you got my cheese whip boy?

 

[Bainsey]

'helping' they mean hes been rumbled.

 

[McBain]

McBains 'Not ripped off from Letterman' TOP TEN

Reasons why Harry Redknapp isnt straight

10. Hes prints his own nine bob notes.

9. He's more bent than Julian Clairey on crack at a Boy George reunion.

8. He's Nicholas Bentners real dad, and Godfather to Marcus and Darren.

7. He's so bent he makes the curvature of the Earth look straight.

6. He so bent he was Beckhams original freekick coach.

5. He so bent he sees everything sideways.

4. He invented Bendy straws

3. Is the reason for the Earths tilted axis.

2. Wrote a hit song for Matchbox 20, a play which was later made into a film of the same name for Richard Gere, was born in a a villiage in the Netherlands, named the plant Agrostis capillaris, ows property in Bent County, formed an electronic duo in England and designed the popular recumbent bycicle.

AND FINALLY

Harry Redknapp is so bent he payed me not to publish this list!

 

[Gazdalf]

McBains 'Not ripped off from Letterman' TOP TEN

Reasons why Harry Redknapp isnt straight

10. Hes prints his own nine bob notes.

9. He's more bent than Julian Clairey on crack at a Boy George reunion.

8. He's Nicholas Bentners real dad, and Godfather to Marcus and Darren.

7. He's so bent he makes the curvature of the Earth look straight.

6. He so bent he was Beckhams original freekick coach.

5. He so bent he sees everything sideways.

4. He invented Bendy straws

3. Is the reason for the Earths tilted axis.

2. Wrote a hit song for Matchbox 20, a play which was later made into a film of the same name for Richard Gere, was born in a a villiage in the Netherlands, named the plant Agrostis capillaris, ows property in Bent County, formed an electronic duo in England and designed the popular recumbent bycicle.

AND FINALLY

Harry Redknapp is so bent he payed me not to publish this list!

What are you trying to say? *cough

 

[Rook]

I kinda like Harry. If there was one English manager who could be a decent manager for the national side I think its him. But wouldn't it have been great if he was arrested in the middle of the Pompey-Everton match?

 

[monty]

At his press conference earlier he said that he was only helping the police in a matter he knows nothing about. He moaned about his house being raided by police when he wasn't there, they called at six and had a well known national papers journalists with them. He also moaned that they had removed his wifes computer, he didn't know how to use it.

Nothing he said added up,

# If he had nothing to do with it and was just helping the police then why did they take his computer away.

# He said that loads of support e-mails had been received, how did he get them if he doesn't know how to use a computer, who is to say his wife hadn't used the home computer for him.

# How often do the police carry out raids like this without reason, they still need to produce evidence to a JP before carrying out raids

# Milan Mandorich (former Pompey owner) was also brought in, why isn't he screaming innocence this morning

Harry I don't believe you mate because so many things don't add up, time will tell but keep on selling those cars

 

[Latch]

I kinda like Harry. If there was one English manager who could be a decent manager for the national side I think its him. But wouldn't it have been great if he was arrested in the middle of the Pompey-Everton match?[/QUOTE]

From a selfish point of view i hope all this has an effect on their team, any advantage should be welcomed when it comes to our beloved blues.

 

[SuitsBlue]

oh how i would laugh if he gave plod the run around on the pitch.

 

[Latch]

oh how i would laugh if he gave plod the run around on the pitch.

, laughing out loud just thinking about it Suits, like something out of ' Benny Hill '

 

[McBain]

Is it true he said 'they have to arrest you to question you.'??

Now, I know we are living post 911 but WTF? That doesnt make sense.

 

[SuitsBlue]

statement under caution/arrest compare to simple statement.

breaches in law therein.

legal technical wording, so far as i can tell.

 

[toffeestillidie]

McBains 'Not ripped off from Letterman' TOP TEN

Reasons why Harry Redknapp isnt straight

10. Hes prints his own nine bob notes.

9. He's more bent than Julian Clairey on crack at a Boy George reunion.

8. He's Nicholas Bentners real dad, and Godfather to Marcus and Darren.

7. He's so bent he makes the curvature of the Earth look straight.

6. He so bent he was Beckhams original freekick coach.

5. He so bent he sees everything sideways.

4. He invented Bendy straws

3. Is the reason for the Earths tilted axis.

2. Wrote a hit song for Matchbox 20, a play which was later made into a film of the same name for Richard Gere, was born in a a villiage in the Netherlands, named the plant Agrostis capillaris, ows property in Bent County, formed an electronic duo in England and designed the popular recumbent bycicle.

AND FINALLY

Harry Redknapp is so bent he payed me not to publish this list!

was number 2 based on wikipedia's disambiguation page for bent?