Happy birthday Hibbo!

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I'm setting a scene ... Its 5th May 2012. Wembley against the Sh*te. Last minute, Tony drive's past a hopeless Gerrard lunge, glides effortlessly past Enrique, before nutmegging Carra, and slotting it past the despairing dive of Reina, before raising a sweat-ridden shirt to reveal a 5 year old, crusty top which he's worn for the last 5 years waiting for this moment with the words "Time to fckin riot!!" emblazoned across the chest.

Ah to dream ... Happy birthday lid
 
I'm setting a scene ... Its 5th May 2012. Wembley against the Sh*te. Last minute, Tony drive's past a hopeless Gerrard lunge, glides effortlessly past Enrique, before nutmegging Carra, and slotting it past the despairing dive of Reina, before raising a sweat-ridden shirt to reveal a 5 year old, crusty top which he's worn for the last 5 years waiting for this moment with the words "Time to fckin riot!!" emblazoned across the chest.

Ah to dream ... Happy birthday lid

If that were to happen you must kill me after the riot because I don't think I'd ever be that happy again!
 

I'm setting a scene ... Its 5th May 2012. Wembley against the Sh*te. Last minute, Tony drive's past a hopeless Gerrard lunge, glides effortlessly past Enrique, before nutmegging Carra, and slotting it past the despairing dive of Reina, before raising a sweat-ridden shirt to reveal a 5 year old, crusty top which he's worn for the last 5 years waiting for this moment with the words "Time to fckin riot!!" emblazoned across the chest.

Ah to dream ... Happy birthday lid
I honestly had a dream about him scoring once and the vest he revealed was emblazoned with the slogan 'How about that riot?'. I wonder if the mythical vest exists.
 
Don't you remember the last FA Cup final he played in?

If he makes it anywhere near even the Bus going to Wembley I'm taking him out. He's not going to do that to us again.
 
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