Hampton-Reidy de la Douche

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

http://hampton-reidy.myminicity.com/
Come along and visit the wonderful village of Hampton-Reidy de la Douche. Said by many to be "an Evertonians Utopia", with spectacular unobstructed views of the Royal Blue Mersey and the kopite hanging grounds Hampton-Reidy de la Douche is fast becoming the place to be.
Visit in late spring and see the magnificent bright yellow fields of rape-seed alongside contrasting bright blue other stuff. Marvel at the Belgian-Blue cattle allowed to roam freely as if in rural India. Bathe in the sacred waters of the place being tipped as the new Lourdes. Try your hand at speaking Reidish, and if you catch the right persons eye you could be invited to join The Reidettes, one of the most sought after memberships on this side of over there.

When you visit Hampton-Reidy de la Douche you'll fast see why the worlds travel officianado's are giving it such rave reviews.

I quite stumbled upon it by chance and it was the perfect place to tan my sagging orange bosom......Judith Chalmers

Well those of us that are in the know have been going down a quiet lane in Hampton-Reidy de la Douche for years, the dogging there is second to none and the t-girls are great after a few lines, all tastes are catered for with no discrimination.....Frank Bough

I met a man there who'd seen "The Life of Brian".....Michael Palin

This will soon be the number 1 destination ......Lonely Planet

Loads of Wildlife.....Gun & Hound

So get along to Hampton-Reidy de la Douche before your neighbours go before you, making you look like a tight wad for going to Pontins again.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Have you been on that funny stuff again?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

it's called marketing.

 

[heatmeiser]

Cough * Link * Cough

Don't forget Goodison City is the original. Beware of cheap imitations

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

early bird and all that, get your gaff before the best ones have gone.

 

[Bundy]

Bundsville - MyMiniCity Bundsville is where it's at. Everything is free, the air is fresh, the pizza's are pineapple free and the pastries are extremley large and scrumptous.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

A guy i used to know referred to his penis as his "hampton".

Couple that with the thought of catching a glimpse of Judith Chalmers sagging bosom and its not looking too inviting i'm afraid.

What else does it have to offer, and it better be good!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

A guy i used to know referred to his penis as his "hampton".

Couple that with the thought of catching a glimpse of Judith Chalmers sagging bosom and its not looking too inviting i'm afraid.

What else does it have to offer, and it better be good!

the name did get some thought death, i came up with it quickly but am fully aware of what a "hampton" is and also a douche. nothing i do is without reason, you should know that.

we got cable, it's free as well, including sky sports and setanta, and sayers have applied for planning permission to open an outlet, i told them "on one condition....reinstate the chilli pastie, in H-R dl D and there only"

 

[chicoazul]

Its a right f-ucking tip.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

no chico "when going at it from behind, put your legs on the outside of hers and go in a downward direction at 45 degrees"
now thats a f-ucking tip.

 

[chicoazul]

Boss tip that lid.