Guess who's coming to England

[Jamo Martinez]

Ok. We're not signing Messi but I am over on the 21st of October for 10 days.
I'll be catching up with family and friends but would seriously like to meet up with as many of you dudes as I can.
Who are we playing weekend 23/24 Oct or Saturdy 30th?
I've got a midday flight back on Sunday 31st so Hope Sky doesn't fcuk me up

 

[Phil Neville Superstar]

Spurs away 23rd, Stoke home 30th. Carling Cup 4th Round is scheduled for the 27th, should we make it.

Fixtures.

 

[chicoazul]

You tit, I won't be there.

 

[EFCNIK]

You tit, I won't be there.

Chico gets racialist disease when he steps into England. Something in the air. The fat balding umbro wearing nazis.

 

[little curly alan ball]

You tit, I won't be there.

I will though , JM .

Be starting around then like , but I'm Mr. Positive at the min' - NOT having actualy started it , that is ; but I'm up for a meet up lid .

 

[chicoazul]

Chico gets racialist disease when he steps into England. Something in the air. The fat balding umbro wearing nazis.

England: a team of cocks, supported by cocks and reported on by cocks.

It's a consistent triangle man.

 

[EFCNIK]

England: a team of cocks, supported by cocks and reported on by cocks.

It's a consistent triangle man.

Yeah Scotland have a team of nice young gents dont they

 

[chicoazul]

Yeah Scotland have a team of nice young gents dont they

They're far more agreeable to the people of the world than England. People love the Tartan Army, shame that were [Poor language removed] at football like.

 

[EFCNIK]

They're far more agreeable to the people of the world than England. People love the Tartan Army, shame that were [Poor language removed] at football like.

Nah, find Scottish lads rude and arrogant. They dont have a sense of humour. At least an English lad will have a laugh with his mates while he's kicking **** outta ya.

 

[chicoazul]

Nah, find Scottish lads rude and arrogant. They dont have a sense of humour. At least an English lad will have a laugh with his mates while he's kicking **** outta ya.

Im sure the rest of the world would tell you that its England who have these traits and not the gentle fair folk of Escotia.

 

[EFCNIK]

Im sure the rest of the world would tell you that its England who have these traits and not the gentle fair folk of Escotia.

No no no. English lads are obnoxious and ignorant. Scottish lads have no sense of humour and dont know how to smile.

 

[chicoazul]

No no no. English lads are obnoxious and ignorant. Scottish lads have no sense of humour and dont know how to smile.

It's the weather mate, and the women. The women up there make you feel that way.

 

[EFCNIK]

It's the weather mate, and the women. The women up there make you feel that way.

Id love to bang a scottish bird. I dont like the accent, think I would just feel really mischievious doing it. Like Churchill banging Hitler's wife or something.

 

[Goat]

Dont think you will be impressed with the weather Jimbo lad.

 

[chicoazul]

Id love to bang a scottish bird. I dont like the accent, think I would just feel really mischievious doing it. Like Churchill banging Hitler's wife or something.

The accent thing is easy to get around.

West Coast = rough.

East Coast = ace.

Up North = weird.


Stick to Edinburgh, Fife and if desperate Dundee girls mate and you'll be sound. They're not too possessive either compared to their southern lady competitors.