Guess the outcome: Lukaku

[MikeH72]

He will slither straight into the snake mating ball at Chelsea

That's one of the most disturbing things my eyes have ever viewed.

 

[Death]

Koeman with a candle stick in the finch farm bed room. Aided by Coleman Mustard.

 

[b-rad]

Chelsea or us.

I don't see him playing under Mourinho, Spurs won't be in for him, and surely he would never pull on a Liverpool shirt.

I don't expect Chelsea to pay as much as we are asking, so he'll be with us for another year while his value goes down.

 

[Bud McBlokeski]

...and surely he would never pull on a Liverpool shirt.

Would you put your mortgage on it?

 

[dandydan]

He'll either be here or somewhere else *taps nose*

 

[b-rad]

Would you put your mortgage on it?

No, but I wouldn't put my mortgage on any bet either.

 

[Martino Robertez]

He's been away back to Chelsea since he made up his mind to swerve the new contract when it was offered to him in January.

I'd put your mortgage on it.