Guaranteed Derby cliches

[Deleted member 28206]

I'll start..


1. The 'friendly' derby.
2. The 4-4
3. The dalglish slump
4. Dunc nutting in for Joe Royle
5. "Form goes out the window"
6. David Moyes record
7. LIBBERPOOL ARE WITHOUT TALISMAN LUIS SUAREZ
8. ...but have players like < insert players name >
9. Gerard's usual peformance
10. Penalty shouts
11. Referees making a name for themselves

 

[bluejock]

Couple of hundred knobheads to start singing murderers if they go 1-0 up.

 

[BlueLlama]

full bloodied derby challenge

Typical gritty Everton performance

 

[Librarian]

You don't get them in front of der Kop

 

[tsubaki]

"Thats never a penalty"

 

[roydo]

"It doesnt just divide a city, it divides families" *snooze*

 

[Cena]

"Whoever wins will enjoy going into work to see their mates"

 

[Baines' left foot]

Something something bragging rights something something.

 

[Chang Elephant]

"good strong challenge by Carragher, typical of a derby, good commonsense from the referee not showing a red card"

"the Everton player was not in full control of that tackle. OK there was no connection made but you just cannot give referees the option to show a red with the rules as they are"

 

[DanEFC92]

Rodgers on an incident: "I didn't see the incident"

 

[canuckblue]

Moyes: "I'm disappointed with the result."

 

[blue61]

Who will win the bragging rights?

 

[Cena]

Not much a cliche, well it is, but every Kopite will do this to an Evertonian at some point...

 

[BoysInBlue]

Chants of TEN MORE YEARS, TEN MORE YEARS from those witty Kopites.
Distin on Twitter getting really defensive about our defeat after the match (pity he's not defensive during the game).
Players saying 'We're hurting just as much as the fans" after the match, before they get into their £50k cars and speed away to their mansions in Wilmslow.
Colin Murray patronising 'E'erton' on MOTD2.
Lawro and Hansen saying Moyes has taken Everton as far as he can.

 

[Librarian]

And that's a real sucker punch for Everton as we approach half time