Errm.. let's make this the match thread as well.
Germany vs. Greece Euro 2012 7:45 Friday 22nd June
Well the Greeks seem capable of producing a shock result, but their best player is Karagounis and he looks like the creepy owner of your local Kebab shop, as can be seen below:
But he's suspended so don't worry about him, Germany will have to switch their focus to Samaras then, which is not easy considering he looks like a bulimic transvestite.
To be fair to him, he's not that bad but he's getting on and you'd doubt that his fitness would hold up against a Germany team that play counter-attacks as though they were on a combination of LSD and bath salts, and the focal appoint of those attacks most certainly does.
Also, their starting striker looks like Marty Mcfly's father:
Muller plays like Dirk Kuyt on crack so he's always a danger and Schweinsteiger is a skilfull Xabi Alonso. A word as well for Mats Hummels who is threatening to become the next Beckenbauer.
Greece have Kyriakos Papadopolous at the back and a good performance from him would be essential to beat Germany as they would need to summon up their best reserves of defensive spirit to see out a game like this, you would also think that Samaras would have to not be the slowest football to ever wear mercurial vapour boots and offer something on the counter-attack, as maybe playing Germany at their own game is the best way to beat them.
Oh yeah....
not brilliant, but they were the only ones that came up with Greece supporters, anything else and i'm taking a risk.