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UK GOVERNMENT SUPPRESSED REPORT ON FRUIT BASED FAST FOOD TOPPINGS

Findings "too incendiary for publication," said minister

"We will fight this," says man from Del Monte


 
* chicoazul is secret pineapple on pizza lover

* mikelsgoat has a secret love child called carlos21

* LCAB is secretly David Moyes

* Davek is wanted on terrorism charges by the police
 
Neiler is really Brian Cowen, overweight Taoiseach of the nearby banana republic, looking for tips on how to further screw the economy up from Bruce Wayne of this parish.
 

Danny really does know how to change a car tyre.
Dutch Toffee should really be called German Toffee.
Sharpys top lip wears a bald wig.
GhostOfDixie is an apple employee.
GhostOfDixie is of jamaican heritage.
McBain likes cats.
LCAB's native language is swahili.
 


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