It's Christmas time, there's no need to have foof hair
At Christmas time, we let in Suits and we banish Ghost
But in our world of bumming, Rufus spreads a smile of joy!
Throw your arms around MoutsGoat at Christmas time
But say cheese on toast - melt it for BainesLeftFoot
At Christmas time, we're all hard when Artetefan is getting bummed
There's Azul outside your window
And he's got his pants unzipped,
Where the only water flowing is a bitter taste of bleach
And the massive bells that post here are the clanging chimes of Kipper
Well tonight thank Zlatan it's them instead of you
And there wont be Jo at Goodison this Christmas time
The greatest gift we'll get this year is badly Adam,
Where's the song money Bill
Cena loves this joke still
Do they know it's Grand Old Team dot com?
Here's to Ijjy scaring all the newbies
Here's to Heat and his love for trannies
Do they know it's Grand Old Team dot com?
Cheese on toast
Cheese on toast
Cheese on toast
Let them know it's all yer mars and
Cheese on toast
Let them know it's all yer mars
Cheese on toast
Let them know it's all yer mars