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chicoazul

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Make them up if you have to.

1 - If Dylan sends a female a PM and she opens it then gets pregnant.
2 - Every time Danny gives an infraction the price of a barrel of oil goes up by 3p.
3 - Mick is straight.
4 - bluebloodinmyveins had a black leather diary containing all of your postcodes.
5 - spikeman wants to kiss Helen.
6 - Brownie is the PR-friendly alter ego of Toxteth Blue.
7 - Matt Damon is The Snide.
8 - Goat doesn't post any more as Ghost knocked on his front door and offered him a straightener.
9 - lcab is Colin Harvey.
10 - Halewood Blue will return, its written in some scriptures found on the back of an arl Fairway bus in Speke.
 

Make them up if you have to.

1 - If Dylan sends a female a PM and she opens it then gets pregnant.
2 - Every time Danny gives an infraction the price of a barrel of oil goes up by 3p.
3 - Mick is straight.
4 - bluebloodinmyveins had a black leather diary containing all of your postcodes.
5 - spikeman wants to kiss Helen.
6 - Brownie is the PR-friendly alter ego of Toxteth Blue.
7 - Matt Damon is The Snide.
8 - Goat doesn't post any more as Ghost knocked on his front door and offered him a straightener.
9 - lcab is Colin Harvey.
10 - Halewood Blue will return, its written in some scriptures found on the back of an arl Fairway bus in Speke.

The desire to mock up that as a superhero on Photoshop is overwhelming.

I've got a few:

* Tubey is Ghost.
* Tubey is BB.
* Tubey is <Insert Random Banned User Here>.
* Chicoazul's head is blue, and his pupils are off-centre.
* Danny's head is at least three times too small in terms of shoulder width to head ratio measurement.
 

1-Goat is really only a size XL
2-Source doesn't exist. Only in our minds.
3-We're all in the clique
4-Matt Damon IS Matt Damon
5-Dutch Toffee really is from the Netherlands, not Belgium.
6-RFUS is a heterosexual male.
7-McBain's porn collection ranks as the third largest in existance.
8-Spikeman has a well fit girlfriend
9-The mods have no actual power, they just want us to think they do
10-There is no snide
 
Make them up if you have to.

1 - If Dylan sends a female a PM and she opens it then gets pregnant.
2 - Every time Danny gives an infraction the price of a barrel of oil goes up by 3p.
3 - Mick is straight.
4 - bluebloodinmyveins had a black leather diary containing all of your postcodes.
5 - spikeman wants to kiss Helen.
6 - Brownie is the PR-friendly alter ego of Toxteth Blue.
7 - Matt Damon is The Snide.
8 - Goat doesn't post any more as Ghost knocked on his front door and offered him a straightener.
9 - lcab is Colin Harvey.
10 - Halewood Blue will return, its written in some scriptures found on the back of an arl Fairway bus in Speke.

Damn ...!!!

Rips up , The White Pele , disguise for Transfer Window ....
 
1-Goat is really only a size XL
2-Source doesn't exist. Only in our minds.
3-We're all in the clique
4-Matt Damon IS Matt Damon
5-Dutch Toffee really is from the Netherlands, not Belgium.
6-RFUS is a heterosexual male.
7-McBain's porn collection ranks as the third largest in existance.
8-Spikeman has a well fit girlfriend
9-The mods have no actual power, they just want us to think they do
10-There is no snide

1 ; He'll be SO upset , like . Seriously , mind ...

2 ; HAS HE INDEED !!! Awaits pics of Hotty ,....
 
Ghost came back as that Scouser lad that Tx banned recently.
Cena wears cloths which are to tight..
Spikeman has Helens twitter feed bookmarked.
Davek has a poster of Al Gore in his green house.
Matt Damon Faps to Goodwill Hunting.
RFUS has a severe acne problem.
 

Make them up if you have to.

1 - If Dylan sends a female a PM and she opens it then gets pregnant.
2 - Every time Danny gives an infraction the price of a barrel of oil goes up by 3p.
3 - Mick is straight.
4 - bluebloodinmyveins had a black leather diary containing all of your postcodes.
5 - spikeman wants to kiss Helen.
6 - Brownie is the PR-friendly alter ego of Toxteth Blue.
7 - Matt Damon is The Snide.
8 - Goat doesn't post any more as Ghost knocked on his front door and offered him a straightener.
9 - lcab is Colin Harvey.
10 - Halewood Blue will return, its written in some scriptures found on the back of an arl Fairway bus in Speke.

HOW DARE YOU!

Ghost came back as that Scouser lad that Tx banned recently.
Cena wears cloths which are to tight..
Spikeman has Helens twitter feed bookmarked.
Davek has a poster of Al Gore in his green house.
Matt Damon Faps to Goodwill Hunting.
RFUS has a severe acne problem.

Secret's out.

Minnie Driver she so fine!
 
1-Goat is really only a size XL
2-Source doesn't exist. Only in our minds.
3-We're all in the clique
4-Matt Damon IS Matt Damon
5-Dutch Toffee really is from the Netherlands, not Belgium.
6-RFUS is a heterosexual male.
7-McBain's porn collection ranks as the third largest in existance.
8-Spikeman has a well fit girlfriend
9-The mods have no actual power, they just want us to think they do
10-There is no snide

I reject that notion, you fiery little manwhore, you. XX
 
1.) Dutch Toffee is neither Dutch or Belgian. He's actually Scouse, but he just wanted to stand out.

2.) Matt Damon is actually LCAB's second account, on which he praises himself all day long.

3.) Chico's actually a eunuch, and he expresses his penis/womb envy through the overt sexual nature of his posts.

4.) Helen will eventually realise I'm the hawtest teenage male on here, and will proceed to dump toffe3m4n, tell Spike to taketh a hike, and draw a pictue of PNS all alone in the corner, crying and wanking.

5.) Chico is very brilliant and smart and not a eunuch and he has a big schlong and he is not standing behind me threatening me wi..r3r34fd.ed.
 

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