GOT ROOM 101

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Middle aged men with ear rings and skinny jeans

Sayers after 2.00 pm why is it even open if everything is sold

Payday loan adverts.. they make it seem such good fun to get in debt

Easten Europeans ..they will steal your eyes if you are not looking
 

1. Bottles of water from Poland or Lithuania - or France, for that matter. CARBON FOOTPRINT! There's stuff from Buxton.

I'll get back to you on the other three....
Bottles of water.


The plastic. More of a hazard to the planet than any amount of cars.


Nowt as gullible as folk.
 
1. Billy bear meat.
2. Having to flush the toilet twice.
3. Tins that dont come with a ring pull so i have to get the tin opener out.
4. Them crappy cash machines that charge 2 quid for a withdrawlal though i only ever see these when im drunk so im still not sure they are real.
 

1. People who don't say thanks when you let them go, even though you have the right of way in your car.

2. People who don't use their indicators at a roundabout.

3. Commentators who say Gerrard has been 'clever' and 'won' his team a penalty, even though is has been a blatant dive. These commentators then go on to say it's 'cheating' when anyone else (foreigners) does it.

4. People on the tills in shops who never smile.
 
- Mushy Peas
- Geordie Shore
- Frozen (even though I've never seen it)
- Speed dating
- Natalie Bennett (green party leader who thinks it's ok to join ISIS)
- And the rest.... Miliband, Cameron, that other one... Nick.... something
- The "PG" era of WWE. Also hate TNA wrestling.
- John Aldridge's girly scream when the shyt score
- Hampson Hughes adverts
- Cockneys
- Challenge TV (How many times do I have to see Kevin Ashman's terrible top-lip topiary from the 1st series of 15-to-1?)
- Ratty beards
- Dhalsim (he's slow as fook!)
- KSI (youtube gobshyt) - Joe Weller's a tart as well, his only good one was WWE finishers in public
- Pruney old men in thongs at the pool
- Valentines Day
- Cold callers
- Sandi Toksvig (why can't Rachel Riley host the new 15-to-1, same channel isn't it? How hard can it be to sort out?! FFS)
- Welsh "separatists"
- Terrible remakes
- CANNOCK
- The colour yellow (unless Everton are playing in it and kicking arpse at a melt HQ such as Chelsea or Villa)
- Man-bun hairdos
- Skinny jeans for men
- Flip flops for men (public showering / naff war films involving boot camp excepted)
- People who beat me on FIFA and then call me a "f.ag" when they've got MOTM/POTY/I.F players across the pitch
- Lithium batteries (they're absolute Tommy... can't they make one that lasts more than 2 weeks before losing all its capacity?!)
- Musical interludes in Seth McFarlane cartoons

Think that is just about everything....

oh yeah, actually I hate One Direction as well. Seriously, they can suck bouncy green martian balls.....

Bieber doesn't make the list as being a d. ick he'll probably end up in the "27 club", rendering this post insensitive because it's seemingly compulsory to like someone if they're dead.

You're room 101 would be more like an aircraft hangar !
 

- Mushy Peas
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1. People who lob those McDonalds brown paper bags out of their car at the lights.

2. People who allow their dogs to crap on the pavement, especially near schools .

3. John Bishop ( arrrr ay lar I'm from dat Merdeeshaw in Runcorn like )

4. The prices at motorway service stations of everything.
3. John Bishop ( arrrr ay lar I'm from dat Merdeeshaw in Runcorn like )I thought he was virtually a Manc from "Dat Winsford"lollollol
 
  1. Drivers who indicate right on roundabouts and go straight over
  2. People who talk to me when i'm having breakfast all I want is some peace and quiet
  3. Drivers who follow out other drivers when overtaking a stationary vehicle when they have know idea what's coming towards them
  4. People who think Darts is a sport, standing still and moving your hand isn't a sport im sure I can think of something else you use your hand for but they don't class that as a sport!
 

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