GOT ROOM 101

[CahillsCornerFlag]

1. People who play music out loud on their phone on public transport, do you honestly think anyone wants to hear your jarg dance music you plebs?

2. Spoilers. The Internet has become a breeding ground for them. You can't go on any remotely social site without finding stuff out. Except GOT, you lot are good at spoiler warnings.

3. Anyone who doesn't like the Beatles. I mean if that doesn't single someone out as a wrongun I don't know what does.

4. The rise in brain dead tv, e.g only way is Essex, goggle box, that Eddie stobart show, the list really does go on - it's given a whole bunch of weapons who you'd normally describe (kindly) as a 'character' the platform to become minor celebs.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

1. People who play music on their phones without headphones in public (bus, train, etc...) - I don't wanna hear it ok!?
2. Reality TV - XFactor, Big Brother, I'm a Celeb, The Voice - you're all shoite - get off my telly
3. Benefits scroungers - happy to provide for those who are in need. But not those who continue to swindle the system.
4. Breast feeding beyond the age of around 12months! Stop it! It's not right!

Ha, as if you've just written almost the exact same thing as me for #1. Took me ages to write my list on my phone. Great minds there.

 

[WA Toffee]

1. Not having 40 posts per page
2. Bogans
3. People who think because they have done a 2 day course they know more than someone who has a 3 year degree and 20 years experience
4. 10 kph speed limit at work

 

[craigw]

Liverpool FC Their players fans. Everyone to do with them
Internet trolls
people who need to first of all use soap then top it off with a squirt of deodorant
and any person who I just do not like for any reason.

 

[COYBL25]

People with this haircut

This hair cut really does go to show that some people would actually wear a bin bag if it was fashionable. I truly hope in years to come anyone who has this hair cut will look at photos and say " what the funk was I thinking of ".

 

[Maxwell]

1) This thead for being a glorified version of the minor things that make you fume thread.

(love you, Groucho)

 

[The Equaliser]

Simply 4 or so things that do your head in on a day to day basis, with a reason, be it long or short:

1/ Professional Scousers - eg. Cilla Black (the only known human in the known universe to come from Scotland Road, according to herself) and Tarbuck. Those who legged it but are happy to trade on their roots.

2/ People who don't use indicators - I'm not psychic, you're not psychic, so use your lights, nob.

3/ Panel comedy shows - Used to like them but now all they are is a bunch of self serving media luvvies sat around laughing at their own jokes.

4/ Littering - I HATE IT, FIND A BIN!

100% with you on that one. Wrecks my head it does.

 

[Bowjangles]

1. Tories - hows about you filth go without for a day.
2. Dementia care - kill me now.
3. The power of money to bully. Right and wrong out of the window depending on your class and finance.
4. Hypocrisy - do as I say not as I do. Hurry up and die you subhuman scum.

 

[Elong]

100% with you on that one. Wrecks my head it does.

Or worse, start turning and THEN indicate. Melons.

 

[Clint Planet]

1. Bottles of water from Poland or Lithuania - or France, for that matter. CARBON FOOTPRINT! There's stuff from Buxton.

I'll get back to you on the other three....

 

[DanEFC92]

People who eat smelly crisps on the bus.

 

[TGW89]

- Mushy Peas
- Geordie Shore
- Frozen (even though I've never seen it)
- Speed dating
- Natalie Bennett (green party leader who thinks it's ok to join ISIS)
- And the rest.... Miliband, Cameron, that other one... Nick.... something
- The "PG" era of WWE. Also hate TNA wrestling.
- John Aldridge's girly scream when the shyt score
- Hampson Hughes adverts
- Cockneys
- Challenge TV (How many times do I have to see Kevin Ashman's terrible top-lip topiary from the 1st series of 15-to-1?)
- Ratty beards
- Dhalsim (he's slow as fook!)
- KSI (youtube gobshyt) - Joe Weller's a tart as well, his only good one was WWE finishers in public
- Pruney old men in thongs at the pool
- Valentines Day
- Cold callers
- Sandi Toksvig (why can't Rachel Riley host the new 15-to-1, same channel isn't it? How hard can it be to sort out?! FFS)
- Welsh "separatists"
- Terrible remakes
- CANNOCK
- The colour yellow (unless Everton are playing in it and kicking arpse at a melt HQ such as Chelsea or Villa)
- Man-bun hairdos
- Skinny jeans for men
- Flip flops for men (public showering / naff war films involving boot camp excepted)
- People who beat me on FIFA and then call me a "f.ag" when they've got MOTM/POTY/I.F players across the pitch
- Lithium batteries (they're absolute Tommy... can't they make one that lasts more than 2 weeks before losing all its capacity?!)
- Musical interludes in Seth McFarlane cartoons

Think that is just about everything....

oh yeah, actually I hate One Direction as well. Seriously, they can suck bouncy green martian balls.....

Bieber doesn't make the list as being a d. ick he'll probably end up in the "27 club", rendering this post insensitive because it's seemingly compulsory to like someone if they're dead.

 

[AdamEFC]

People with this haircut

 

[muddy mudguard]

Ha, as if you've just written almost the exact same thing as me for #1. Took me ages to write my list on my phone. Great minds there.

And my #2 with your #4.

I agree with #3 too. Wronguns is right!

 

[tommye]

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