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My biggest fantasy is meeting a cute girl on the train to Telford and casually chatting to her, we get on really well and agree that we should probably move to Croatia right away.

We fly to Dubrovnik and go for schnitzel. While we're eating our pork the restaurant is destroyed when a mountain suddenly erupts from the maitre d's face.

I manage to rescue the girl and we quickly climb down the mountain and arrange a quick marriage. Her jumper is ripped and you can see side boob.

I make a bowl of bran flakes at the hotel while she is getting showered and then I look up and she is Dale Winton. I start crying and quickly fly back home.

I go for a pint and my mate Dom tells me that I look tired so he gives me a load of beak and pays for 3 of my favourite escorts to stay the night.
 
heatmeiser said:
My biggest fantasy is meeting a cute girl on the train to Telford and casually chatting to her, we get on really well and agree that we should probably move to Croatia right away.

We fly to Dubrovnik and go for schnitzel. While we're eating our pork the restaurant is destroyed when a mountain suddenly erupts from maitre d's face.

I manage to rescue the girl and we quickly climb down the mountain and arrange a quick marriage. Her jumper is ripped and you can see side boob.

I make a bowl of bran flakes at the hotel while she is getting showered and then I look up and she is Dale Winton. I start crying and quickly fly back home.

I go for a pint and my mate Dom tells me that I look tired so he gives me a load of beak and pays for 3 of my favourite escorts to stay the night.
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I can't make the last two paragraphs. I can see them but not read them as I'm crying.
 

heatmeiser said:
My biggest fantasy is meeting a cute girl on the train to Telford and casually chatting to her, we get on really well and agree that we should probably move to Croatia right away.

We fly to Dubrovnik and go for schnitzel. While we're eating our pork the restaurant is destroyed when a mountain suddenly erupts from the maitre d's face.

I manage to rescue the girl and we quickly climb down the mountain and arrange a quick marriage. Her jumper is ripped and you can see side boob.

I make a bowl of bran flakes at the hotel while she is getting showered and then I look up and she is Dale Winton. I start crying and quickly fly back home.

I go for a pint and my mate Dom tells me that I look tired so he gives me a load of beak and pays for 3 of my favourite escorts to stay the night.
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Lovely story that mate.
 
heatmeiser said:
My biggest fantasy is meeting a cute girl on the train to Telford and casually chatting to her, we get on really well and agree that we should probably move to Croatia right away.

We fly to Dubrovnik and go for schnitzel. While we're eating our pork the restaurant is destroyed when a mountain suddenly erupts from the maitre d's face.

I manage to rescue the girl and we quickly climb down the mountain and arrange a quick marriage. Her jumper is ripped and you can see side boob.

I make a bowl of bran flakes at the hotel while she is getting showered and then I look up and she is Dale Winton. I start crying and quickly fly back home.

I go for a pint and my mate Dom tells me that I look tired so he gives me a load of beak and pays for 3 of my favourite escorts to stay the night.
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Make it happen
 
heatmeiser said:
My biggest fantasy is meeting a cute girl on the train to Telford and casually chatting to her, we get on really well and agree that we should probably move to Croatia right away.

We fly to Dubrovnik and go for schnitzel. While we're eating our pork the restaurant is destroyed when a mountain suddenly erupts from the maitre d's face.

I manage to rescue the girl and we quickly climb down the mountain and arrange a quick marriage. Her jumper is ripped and you can see side boob.

I make a bowl of bran flakes at the hotel while she is getting showered and then I look up and she is Dale Winton. I start crying and quickly fly back home.

I go for a pint and my mate Dom tells me that I look tired so he gives me a load of beak and pays for 3 of my favourite escorts to stay the night.
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Side boob, gods greatest invention.....
 

heatmeiser said:
My biggest fantasy is meeting a cute girl on the train to Telford and casually chatting to her, we get on really well and agree that we should probably move to Croatia right away.

We fly to Dubrovnik and go for schnitzel. While we're eating our pork the restaurant is destroyed when a mountain suddenly erupts from the maitre d's face.

I manage to rescue the girl and we quickly climb down the mountain and arrange a quick marriage. Her jumper is ripped and you can see side boob.

I make a bowl of bran flakes at the hotel while she is getting showered and then I look up and she is Dale Winton. I start crying and quickly fly back home.

I go for a pint and my mate Dom tells me that I look tired so he gives me a load of beak and pays for 3 of my favourite escorts to stay the night.
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never give up on your dreams!
 

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