A small dog of 12, in human years would be in their mid sixties.
An outfield footballer of 34, in human terms would be nearing retirement, so lets call it 60 ?
If you had both intelligence and experience, I wouldn't have had to explain this, so my estimate of your age is 28 +/- 5years.
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`kin wifi!Is this the second verse to 'Tell me mar, me mar, to put the champagne on ice'?
`kin wifi!
You are also the Tim Howards of the forum if we're going with Everton metaphorsAlthough those in the 30 to 49 range appear to be the majority, it's perfectly obvious to me from what's been posted in this thread that the wisest words have come from the 50+ group.
We are the Gareth Barry's of this fine forum. Massively underrated by some of the yoof obsessed posters, but we're what makes this forum tick.
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PS You can see the voting patterns which is proper snide
You are also the Tim Howards of the forum if we're going with Everton metaphors

Actually,unless they're public, I can't see the votes either.
But, being a man of experience, I looked at your date of birth in your profile at https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/members/orly.16002/, did some simple maths and came up with a number
34 net of tax andvVAT mate - he's 54 gross!He's 34.
Eh?? Speak up a bit please.@silent bob ...well...., I suppose you have to repeat things a few times for wrinklies