This is doing me in, it’s glasto not Wimbledon
The crowds gone to tits
The crowds gone to tits
If he's also a lover of the lasagna sandwiches Warne enjoyed, he just might be able to walk on water. Ledge!What. A Set.
He hasn't stopped moaning since Glasto startedYow lost me there??
Maybe the guests will turn up with the full Dame Edna's...Proper disappointing that his glasses aren’t as camp as usual.
Sir Paul McCartney is at the festival, so maybe..Whos he bringin out?
Lady die
G micheal
Elvis
Mj?
You're definitely the man to go to for the smelling salts...Whos he bringin out?
Lady die
G micheal
Elvis
Mj?
And he's snogged Kiki Dee. What a lifeCan't see the logic in that statement considering he's had epic amounts of all three.