Girls

[Cena]

Are they better than football?

No! Girls are good but will never ever be as good as football. Football doesn't get in a mood with you nor does it moan when you don't put two kisses at the end of a text.

Football is always boss and so are Everton, no matter how bad we get

 

[chicoazul]

Would you bum Everton?

 

[Cena]

Would you bum Everton?

I do already in the metaphorical sense

 

[chicoazul]

I do already in the metaphorical sense

Hmm. It's Everton who leave me feeling shafted, in the metaphorical sense, mostly.

And boy is she rough, hair pulling the lot.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

in the summer hols as a kid, did you want to play with

1. a football
2. girls

 

[chicoazul]

in the summer hols as a kid, did you want to play with

1. a football
2. girls

Yes but then girls get amazing thanks to that testosterone thing.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Yes but then girls get amazing thanks to that testosterone thing.

you dont lose interest in football though.
you still read the paper from the back.
you only look at pics of girls when there is no football on.
you only speak to them when there is no football on.
your mrs goes to bed... you stay up watching football from god knows where.


clearly when they are at the top of their game it feels pretty good.
but generally you get more football out of life than strump.

 

[Cena]

you dont lose interest in football though.
you still read the paper from the back.
you only look at pics of girls when there is no football on.
you only speak to them when there is no football on.
your mrs goes to bed... you stay up watching football from god knows where.


clearly when they are at the top of their game it feels pretty good.
but generally you get more football out of life than strump.

All of this. Girls are great Chico, don't get me wrong but football is way better.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

cena's avatar is a way of bridging the gap, but then they wanna go the game with you, but then if they look like that at the game then you can be the smuggest tw@ in the ground.

 

[chicoazul]

you dont lose interest in football though. I do, but never girls.
you still read the paper from the back. Do you know what, I don't so much anymore.
you only look at pics of girls when there is no football on. Very wrong, I would avert my gaze from football to admire a pretty lady.
you only speak to them when there is no football on. What about pretty ones in bars.
your mrs goes to bed... you stay up watching football from god knows where. True that.


clearly when they are at the top of their game it feels pretty good.
but generally you get more football out of life than strump.

Maybe it's just me then.

micknick too I reckon.

 

[ricardobee]

Everton don't make me do stuff like hoovering or cleaning the bath, so thats a point in their favour....

...but then, my girlfriend doesn't leave me with a deep seated sense of futility every 4 days. AND she goes on top and doesn't mind that I stare at the twins bouncing round instead of her face

hmmm

I'm going to say girls

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

If you can find a good woman, it's no contest...why? Because a good woman puts up with Everton.

I didn't even know Hayee was a female...shame on you, Goatface.

 

[SuitsBlueX2]

To watch football you have to watch two sides play. Try getting watching two girls past your other half and see her hit the roof.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Girls definitely come on top, although Everton do suck at the moment. b)

Goat's doesn't apparently

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Love girls me. My real weakness. I do stupid things even for the ugly ones