Get in Hibbert

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Arteta2391

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the day that Hibbert scores will be a match that significantly matters. Or a match when were getting bashed :huh:

your hypothetical scenario on the day that Hibbert will score.. (If I live to see that day)
 

screamer from 40 yards.

30 seconds of stunned silence

hibbert looks around, at the saucer-eyed crowd. then suddenly, Lets Go Crazy by Prince kicks in over the loud speakers, and hibbert starts showin off his sweet moves.

i reach up and give god a high-five.
 

It's coming.

This is the season Hibbert will score.

It'll be from a corner, booted out by a defender, Hibbert picks it up, runs forward, dodges a few challenges and lets fly from 30 yards.

And I will have a heart attack
 
30 yard screamer .......gets overcome by emotion ....rips off his shirt waves it around like a screaming banshee , crowd goes wild , pitch invasion just to mob said hero.....game abandonded, scoreline erased from records......match has to be replayed but Hibbert is missing due to mental breakdown.
 

The ball's rolling towards him on the edge of the area, keeper slightly off his line. Hibbert chips it over the keeper into the far top corner. Crowd go mental, Hibbert stands looking at the crowd with a Cantona-esque 'how good am I?' look on his face.
 
It'll be one of those give the ball back to the opposition following a foul agreements - only Hibbert will accidentally loft it from 70 yrds over the keeper and into the far top right!!


It will be against the sh*te!!:dodgy::D:D
 
Probably will be a goal that ranks up there with Neville's 2-footed effort from edge of the box against Newcastle a few years ago. Almost impossible to repeat, but Hibbo is the man who can!
 
This is the best thread ever incidentally.

I'm thinking it will be a jinking run from his own half. Howard throws ball out to him on the right....quick one two....he darts up the wing ....nutmegs one defender....a few step overs before flicking the ball up and unleashing a rocket into the top left corner.

This will happen against Benfica in the Stadium of Light and we'll receive a £24.5million bid from Man City in January.

Perfect.(y)
 

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