Garth Crooks

[GwladysStreetHero]

Not sure if anyone has dared say it yet but I'll dive in and do so - he's the token black pundit for the BBC, hired for his skin colour to fill quotas rather than any semblance of ability to do his job well.

It's not "racist" to point that out as it's glaringly obvious.

Must admit has crossed my mind this while watching final score due to how he tries to do a Steven French an throw in as many intelligent words as he can to his description, also takes him far too long just to describe a simple incident

 

[Ara]

Stan Collymore is just as bad, takes him 20 mins to order a Big Mac meal, goes around the houses to say anything, that's why he's perfect for radio, Advert - takes 15 mins to ask a simple question - advert. I quite like Aidrian Durham, talks some crap but also a lot of truth.
Neville is a lot better than I thought he would be.

David James doesn't no the difference between a boy and a girl let alone if it's a pen or not, useless pundit.

 

[mawders]

Is that Garth or a Subutteo man?

HHAAA You took the words out of my mouth! (Damn you)

 

[Fearthainn]

http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/17/lucky-the-bbc-should-realise-everton-made-their-own-luck-4613904/

Now that's a proper take on what happened, and the kind of analysis most idiots at the BBC and other gloryhunter infested media will never have the courage to write, because how dare little Everton be amongst the big boys if not due to sheer luck.

 

[barneygumble]

I'd be angry too tbf if i was that ugly.

 

[edie wakefield]

You didnt finish the title....... Is a fu#$÷ng pri&€

 

[kingduncan]

I only brought it up because I've seen Garth talk absolute rubbish for years, but his comments over our Seamus are just pathetic. Does he have reason to have an axe to grind with us?

 

[toffeejack]

GARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Live in the know, mannnnn

 

[Christiffa25]

http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/17/lucky-the-bbc-should-realise-everton-made-their-own-luck-4613904/

Now that's a proper take on what happened, and the kind of analysis most idiots at the BBC and other gloryhunter infested media will never have the courage to write, because how dare little Everton be amongst the big boys if not due to sheer luck.

And so glaringly obvious.....

Top 4 media darling headline:
"Cardiff's luck runs out at the death"

Plucky Everton headline:
"Everton get lucky at the death"

 

[DanEFC92]

Only one Everton player in this weeks team of the week. Stones. lol

 

[Baines' left foot]

 

[pablo 1878]

People mistake intelligence and thoughtfulness with taking too long to get your words out.

Garth Crooks, Clark Carlisle, Brian Moore - Just stop tring to look clever!!! Take a note out of the likes of Collymore, Jason Roberts, Carraghers book - talk with pace and passion.

The people you name all try to come across as smarter than the average sportsman - Graeme Le Saux is another. There was one time on TS when Brain Moore used a clever word. When Alan Brazil asked him what it meant, he didn't know, he was just trying (and failing) to be a smart ass

 

[roydo]

The people you name all try to come across as smarter than the average sportsman - Graeme Le Saux is another. There was one time on TS when Brain Moore used a clever word. When Alan Brazil asked him what it meant, he didn't know, he was just trying (and failing) to be a smart ass

That the rugby Brian Moore?

 

[pablo 1878]

That the rugby Brian Moore?

That would be the one, Brian and definitely not Brain

 

[roydo]

That would be the one, Brian and definitely not Brain

He is a solicitor, so should be reasonably well read. Always thought he spoke and wrote pretty well, but never heard him talking footie. Thought he hated it.