Can just imagine Bale signing, playing a beautiful through ball into DCL on his debut game only for Bambi to hit it straight at the GK
"who is this clumsy Englishman?!!"
Exclaims Bale as he punches the ground in frustration much to Schneiderlin's delight.
...and then he’s out injured for 4 months with a broken wrist on £300k per week, whilst DCL scores 6 in our next 10 league games.