Garden orb spider

[GhostOfDixie]

I think I have one in my garden, big one.

Looks like a crab, but I think it may be this:

Spiders

don't like spiders.

 

[Blue in Brazil]

should have seen the one I got in my back garden! f*ckin monster!

 

[bigbadjeff]

How do you make a spider deaf?




















Pull out all its legs and if you tell it to do something it will just sit there, even if you creep up benind it and go BOOOO !!!!!

 

[Dylan]

Honestly not trying to one-up you, but when I lived in Hawaii there were 'Cane Spiders' all over the place. And they were giant. Their actual name is Huntsman Spider. And look at the size of them!

 

[Dylan]

And the boys deployed in Iraq have the Camel Spider to deal with:

 

[Blue in Brazil]

we had a f*ckin big tarantula, was on the side of the pool, I had to **** it with a spade!!! was about 5 inches long [including its legs] and really hairy, and it wasnt half fast! .....well until I hit it with a spade anyway

 

[Goat]

It aint gonna bloody kill you, just smash it in the head with something.

Thought you where going on holiday?

 

[Dylan]

Last time I pulled weeds out of the garden, I came across about 4 Black Widows. Squashed them under my shoe. Don't want one of those sneaking up on you.

And in when I lived in Washinton, I got back from sea to a Brown Recluse infestation. Let me tell you, that was a hoot!

 

[GhostOfDixie]

It aint gonna bloody kill you, just smash it in the head with something.

Thought you where going on holiday?

Going tonight.

Last time I pulled weeds out of the garden, I came across about 4 Black Widows. Squashed them under my shoe. Don't want one of those sneaking up on you.

And in when I lived in Washinton, I got back from sea to a Brown Recluse infestation. Let me tell you, that was a hoot!

nice.

Still, not keen on any form of spider.

 

[Blue in Brazil]

when I was on the ships round Australia we were full of the things down in the Cargo holds, funnel webs, redbacks, huntsmen you name it we had it, it was like a fr*ggin horror movie!

 

[Dylan]

Thats how the Huntsman spiders were introduced to Hawaii!!

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Honestly not trying to one-up you, but when I lived in Hawaii there were 'Cane Spiders' all over the place. And they were giant. Their actual name is Huntsman Spider. And look at the size of them!

Would rather put my head in a lions mouth, than hold one of these creatures in my hand. Absolutely hate spiders.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Living in Arizona, I don't mind spiders so much...it's these bastards that I hate:

 

[Alio]

this thread will give me nightmares.....

 

[bigbadjeff]

this thread will give me nightmares.....

just imagine those legs hanging out of a gussett, now that is a nightmare