The art of slotting by A. Yakubu
How about Forum Members autobiographies?
Sand in My Ears - by Chico Azul III
Done that one mate: http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/ale-house/24519-your-autobiography.html
I hope Howard gets AIDS by C. Nash.
My god, do you go on any other websites? You must have a permanent connection to these forums. Do your bosses know the amount of surfing you do?
Did Chico just see his arse?
I'm never online when Im in work mate, and thats a bit of a tittish thing to say really.
I know I know. You wound up tight tonight mate?
Chill out brother.
I'm like the snow on your lawn mate.