Funny Phrase and yours is?

[bobbyrob]

Half time score East Fife 4 Forfar 5 so far

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

as you rejoin us, the bowlers holding the batsmans willy

 

[Jamo Martinez]

800 metre final 1972 olympics. I think it was King David (Coleman) commentating

''And Juanterena opens his legs and shows us what he's got''

 

[heatmeiser]

'Dindane tackled by Distin' made me chuckle yesterday.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

world cup game featuring brazil. 1/2 time and camera picks out 2 buxom beauties shaking their milk to the beat of a huge drum, played by a big hairy guy.
commentator : you didn't tell me the wife was coming Ron.
Big Ron : never mind that, she never told me she could play the drum.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

world cup game featuring brazil. 1/2 time and camera picks out 2 buxom beauties shaking their milk to the beat of a huge drum, played by a big hairy guy.
commentator : you didn't tell me the wife was coming Ron.
Big Ron : never mind that, she never told me she could play the drum.

pissing myself...

 

[AdamTheGreatOneB]

"I never criticise referees and i'm not going to change a habit for that prat." - Ron Atkinson

 

[padefc]

best ive heard for a while was joe kinnear "the boy insomnia" pure comedy

 

[padefc]

my own personnel favorite frase is" you can't polish a turd"

 

[Gazdalf]

And A trialist has scored.
I think he deserves a contract.

What do you mean? that's his name

 

[Gazdalf]

She has a [Poor language removed] like a ripped out fireplace, like a well greased welly top and a face like a bag of smashed crabs.



Dodgy ground covered


(I have many many more, but even the dan man would ban me)

 

[Cena]

"He's always looking at his watch, always on edge"

"He's under the thumb lad - that's what it is"

"She says sh*t, he jumps on the shovel"

 

[Whitebootman]

A few of my favourites.

"Ah! isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew"
Unknown.

"I'm not a believer in luck..... but I do believe you need it."
Alan Ball.

"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered"
George Best.

"If we played like that every week we wouldn't be so inconsistent"
Bryan Robson.

 

[TX Bill]

Watch This !!!

YouTube - Live Blooper: "Keep F***ing That Chicken"

I'd have to say that could be my new favorite phrase.