Funeral for a Toffee

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Kopites are Gobshites, will go down a storm at mine.
Try a hint towards that.

And very thoughtful of you.
While your here.
Pineapple on Pizza?...thoughts?

 

[Erasureboy]

Pineapple shouldn’t be on anything!!

 

[Dddddd]

Oh we hate Mohammed and we hate st john
But most of all we hate L Ron (hubbard)
And we’ll hang the prophets
One by one
On the day of the celebrant ceremony

 

[larbert toffee]

@Erasureboy



Here you go mate. Like I say, if the service has a gap for entry or exit music, for every Evertonian, that is the perfect choice.

After that there shouldn't be a dry eye at the service.
Good luck @Erasureboy condolences to the persons family. Daft I know but I always feel a little sad when you hear about the passing of a blue, we share the same pain and pleasure.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Pineapple shouldn’t be on anything!!

Even gammon?

 

[Erasureboy]

After that there shouldn't be a dry eye at the service.
Good luck @Erasureboy condolences to the persons family. Daft I know but I always feel a little sad when you hear aboutthe passing of a blue, we share the same pain and pleasure.

Same with Stoke… and the Vale to be honest

I have to say though? When it’s a plastic scouser or a Man Ure fan from Trentham, I’m not asking these questions!

 

[Erasureboy]

Even gammon?

That’s why God invented the egg

 

[Drico]

If you find our suggestions unsuitable, I suggest that as you are an Erasure boy, you could go with "We'll be together again" and, perhaps, throw a feather boa at the coffin for added effect. Blue, of course. As in Savannah.

 

[roydo]

Same with Stoke… and the Vale to be honest

I have to say though? When it’s a plastic scouser or a Man Ure fan from Trentham, I’m not asking these questions!

Thats why you are getting, mainly, heartfelt suggestions Matt.

Z Cars, normal or the various slow versions, are perfect. And the quote we all know, was kinda referenced in my first post.

He will be looking down, and he will know Blues told you to say it.

 

[Amw79]

Hi all,

Stoke fan here… good luck for the forthcoming season to you all

… i am a celebrant and taking a special service tomorrow for a big Everton supporter.

If it’s a stoke fan, at the end, I usually say ‘we’ll be with you’ as it’s a reference to the song that the 72 squad recorded and often quoted when we lose a member of the stoke family.

I was just wondering if there was a similar sentence or sentiment that I could say tomorrow for the gentleman we are remembering?

Thanks I’m advance, possibly there’s nothing specific, I just thought I’d ask.

Matt

Well in Matt. No suggestions from me over and above what other have said, but a nice touch to ask in here. Hope all goes well tomorrow.

 

[bluetack]

Apologies… what does that stand for??

Kopites are Gob....s

 

[Dario Terracotta]

RIP to the Toffee.

 

[woodsyni]

Even gammon?

Thought we all agreed that we weren't going to use 'gammon' anymore in the "Woke Thread" ?

 

[canuckblue]

@Erasureboy



Here you go mate. Like I say, if the service has a gap for entry or exit music, for every Evertonian, that is the perfect choice.

I'm not crying, you're crying.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

We normally just boo.

It's what he would have wanted.

I don’t want a song played at my funeral. Just everyone to boo. Maybe a couple of lighters thrown as well