'Free Hugs'

[Goat]

Absolute f*ckers.

Danny's got a peach of an arse too, he's was on my "top ten hugs wishlist".

I hope you realise how very gay that sounds.

/Gets semi.

 

[kenada_blue]

Anyone else been a 'victim' of this?

First noticed it last month when a gang of young emo girls assaulted me by hugging me on Renshaw Street. Keeping my composure, I just laughed it off, checked my pockets and ambled off thinking I still had it.

In the last week though, two seperate girls with "Free Hugs" on their top have hugged me. Sure, I could have objected, but who would?

Anyone else noticed this?

Happens all the time at festivals I go to. And they're mostly from blokes.

I offer free slaps in return...they usually take the hint.

 

[chicoazul]

I hope you realise how very gay that sounds.

/Gets semi.

Oh definately, its very gay.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Happens all the time at festivals I go to. And they're mostly from blokes.

I offer free slaps in return...they usually take the hint.

Yeah, always used to get loads of annoying people doing this at Reading when i used to go, seems its broken free of the festival confiens and reached the streets.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Men do it?

*shudders*

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

If they all looked like that I'd be well up for it.

 

[danzante]

As I watched that vid of the bloke with the FREE HUGS sign I thought..."what a nobhead" then when he began getting hugs my thoughts changed to..." fu**ing gobshyte"

well not really, I felt warmth, must of been cos I was pissin' meself laughin'

I only hug my grandchildren...with one hand, the other on my wallet.

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

I was in Asda recently & some giggly teenage girls wandered passed me in the booze aisle when one of them with a gob plastered in lippy suddenly offered to kiss me. I declined politely as i didn't think there was any chance of my having worked out a plausible explanation for my wife on the short journey home. So it just goes to show - there's a lot of weird sickos out there.

 

[chicoazul]

Men do it?

*shudders*

Oh YES.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Oh YES.

the greeks invented it.

everything with a "um" and a "ing" in it

plumbing and bumming.

 

[danzante]

I was in Asda recently & some giggly teenage girls wandered passed me in the booze aisle when one of them with a gob plastered in lippy suddenly offered to kiss me. I declined politely as i didn't think there was any chance of my having worked out a plausible explanation for my wife on the short journey home. So it just goes to show - there's a lot of weird sickos out there.

She must have been pi$$ed.

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

She must have been pi$$ed.

She was when I rejected her offer!