How about you knock out the Italian and I risk my life with here? Share the work around like.I'll do the work if you take sloppy seconds.
stab her in the tit then make sweet love to the titty hole.
too far?
Nothing is ever too far. I'd let her piss on my face.
you mean you haven't actually done that in real life? You need to get out more mate
*wipes piss and pyabs off lips with sleeve*