1 - Stubbing your naked toe on something.
2 - Ironing a crease in jeans.
3 - Smart cars.
4 - Crisp butties.
Wrong.
2 - Ironing a crease in jeans.
3 - Smart cars.
4 - Crisp butties.
Wrong.
Four wrong things
- Thread starter chicoazul
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1. The arse-shelf, something i've only seen since moving to the States
2. People giving their kids sh*t names
3. People (women) on facebook who attention seek by posting depressing messages everyday about how horrible their life is when clearly it's not that bad.
4. Iced tea - knocks me sick as it smells like old tea bags.
2. People giving their kids sh*t names
3. People (women) on facebook who attention seek by posting depressing messages everyday about how horrible their life is when clearly it's not that bad.
4. Iced tea - knocks me sick as it smells like old tea bags.
Raymondo077
Player Valuation: £10m
1. Wearing a jumper draped around the shoulders.
2. Wearing a jumper wrapped around the waist.
3. People who wear jumpers.
4. Fcking jumpers.
2. Wearing a jumper wrapped around the waist.
3. People who wear jumpers.
4. Fcking jumpers.
harryjam
Player Valuation: £8m
1. "Reality stars" - people who are famous for being famous.
2. Those who want to be "reality stars" but aren't but care to update facebook/twitter with every microscopic movement of their awful life.
3. Days where all technological machines don't function around you, as if you've been anally probed by those from Mars the night before, and you're hangover consists of your phone not functioning, ipod crashing and computer being on one.
4. Idiots.
2. Those who want to be "reality stars" but aren't but care to update facebook/twitter with every microscopic movement of their awful life.
3. Days where all technological machines don't function around you, as if you've been anally probed by those from Mars the night before, and you're hangover consists of your phone not functioning, ipod crashing and computer being on one.
4. Idiots.
Scottoffee
Player Valuation: £10m
1. Cosplay : overweight grown men / skinny Japanese guys dressing up in spandex/lycra with blue wigs and oversized fake swords is wrong on so many levels.
Exhibit A;
Although deemed totally acceptable and should be encouraged if done properly by hot 18-30yr old females.
Exhibit B;
2. People with 'Exotic' Pets : Cant believe that some guy on a housing estate in the North East of England can possibly believe that a pet monkey is the way forward. Or the people in the US with bloody lions, tigers and whatever else wandering around their properties.
All fun and games until someone has their face ripped off by a pissed off/horny chimpanzee or they go nuts and let them all loose.
Get a snake if cats/dogs/fish aren't 'extreme' enough for you - Or visit the damn zoo.
3. Idol/Pop Stars/Big Brother/Dancing with the Hasbeens/TOWIE : The people on these shows need to be rounded up and shipped off somewhere so that the rest of humanity can have at least some chance of survival.
Putting them on prime-time tv and actively encouraging them is only bringing the rest of us down to their level, dumbing us all down to the point where these are the people that kids are looking up to and emulating.
Sadly, most people on the street could tell you all about these people's insignificant lives that we're all now funding - but then not have a clue who their own MP was or who the leader of China is.
Bring back the days when the only reality tv was sport, the news or quiz shows.
4. Kids with kids : Absolutely hate seeing a 15/16 year old kid walking around pushing a 2nd or 3rd hand pram, ciggie hanging out her mouth and fully decked in new tracksuits and hoodies that she's bought from her govt handout.
There's clearly more than a few that are mature enough, cope well with motherhood and raise a well-balanced little human - but these aren't the majority.
It's a downward spiral that's destroying us. Kid has a baby at 16, then so does that kid and before you know it we have 32 yr old grandmothers, whilst the intelligent women that are well educated and are having a positive impact on the world haven't begun to think about having a child yet.
In 100 years, we're going to be overrun by chavs (trailer-trash for our American buddies)
Exhibit A;
Although deemed totally acceptable and should be encouraged if done properly by hot 18-30yr old females.
Exhibit B;
2. People with 'Exotic' Pets : Cant believe that some guy on a housing estate in the North East of England can possibly believe that a pet monkey is the way forward. Or the people in the US with bloody lions, tigers and whatever else wandering around their properties.
All fun and games until someone has their face ripped off by a pissed off/horny chimpanzee or they go nuts and let them all loose.
Get a snake if cats/dogs/fish aren't 'extreme' enough for you - Or visit the damn zoo.
3. Idol/Pop Stars/Big Brother/Dancing with the Hasbeens/TOWIE : The people on these shows need to be rounded up and shipped off somewhere so that the rest of humanity can have at least some chance of survival.
Putting them on prime-time tv and actively encouraging them is only bringing the rest of us down to their level, dumbing us all down to the point where these are the people that kids are looking up to and emulating.
Sadly, most people on the street could tell you all about these people's insignificant lives that we're all now funding - but then not have a clue who their own MP was or who the leader of China is.
Bring back the days when the only reality tv was sport, the news or quiz shows.
4. Kids with kids : Absolutely hate seeing a 15/16 year old kid walking around pushing a 2nd or 3rd hand pram, ciggie hanging out her mouth and fully decked in new tracksuits and hoodies that she's bought from her govt handout.
There's clearly more than a few that are mature enough, cope well with motherhood and raise a well-balanced little human - but these aren't the majority.
It's a downward spiral that's destroying us. Kid has a baby at 16, then so does that kid and before you know it we have 32 yr old grandmothers, whilst the intelligent women that are well educated and are having a positive impact on the world haven't begun to think about having a child yet.
In 100 years, we're going to be overrun by chavs (trailer-trash for our American buddies)
bluejock
Boss coat aficionado
1. Terminal 5
2. English shops not accepting Scottish bank notes. Bad racists.
3. Quorn. If you want a burger, stop being a f*cking vegitarian.
4. People saying "simples." I've griped this before like, but get a grip. You're not a furry meerkat, you're not 12 years old, you're not funny. Stop it.
2. English shops not accepting Scottish bank notes. Bad racists.
3. Quorn. If you want a burger, stop being a f*cking vegitarian.
4. People saying "simples." I've griped this before like, but get a grip. You're not a furry meerkat, you're not 12 years old, you're not funny. Stop it.
B
BigBlueBalls
Guest
1. People taken too soon.
2. Apathy
3. Bloodthirsty Cliques that it turns out need glasses!
4. Borrowing to get out of a deficit.
2. Apathy
3. Bloodthirsty Cliques that it turns out need glasses!
4. Borrowing to get out of a deficit.
D
Deleted member 28206
Guest
1. Early morning arthritic crawls out of bed
2. Fake office banter
3. Nepotism
4. Seeing my daughter grow up too quickly
2. Fake office banter
3. Nepotism
4. Seeing my daughter grow up too quickly
ijjysmith
Calm
There'a se crackers on here -
1 - Work conferences where people only talk about work. Hate them, as I hate work, so I hate talking about work.
2 - People who play as Barca on FIFA. Look we know they are good on there, so where is the skill in being them?!
3 - Hot girls who flirt with you when they know you're taken. Look stop it. I hate temptations.
4 - Vernon Kay.
This list could be longer...
Just missed out - Coffee creams in a box of chocolates, Jo Whiley, People who don't understand when you like something different to them therefore what you like is automatically sh*t, the guy who took over my old job and hates me because the team still like me more than they do him, when your car freezes up in the morning....and many more.
1 - Work conferences where people only talk about work. Hate them, as I hate work, so I hate talking about work.
2 - People who play as Barca on FIFA. Look we know they are good on there, so where is the skill in being them?!
3 - Hot girls who flirt with you when they know you're taken. Look stop it. I hate temptations.
4 - Vernon Kay.
This list could be longer...
Just missed out - Coffee creams in a box of chocolates, Jo Whiley, People who don't understand when you like something different to them therefore what you like is automatically sh*t, the guy who took over my old job and hates me because the team still like me more than they do him, when your car freezes up in the morning....and many more.
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