Four sh*te things, one boss thing.

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1 - British soaps, the TV not the cheaper alternative to shower gel. What the actual [Poor language removed]? When was the last time you watched one? They've disappeared up their own arse thinking they are some sort of moral debater in British society. Coronation Street explores right to die is the latest one, Netflix and it's spin offs will be the one to put to rest you bunch of weird quilts. You too Eastenders.

2 - Different plugs. F*cking pain in the arse travelling and having to get adaptors that cost a f*cking bomb in the airport as you've either lost the previous ones or they're stashed in the loft somewhere where you can't be arsed going. Why can't the world just agree on one plug? The European ones are best I reckon, ours look like they're on jarg steds and the American type are too flimsy.

3 - Xiphoid Process. Got to your mid thirties yet? Found that massive bump in the middle of your chest and thought you had a rock hard tumour growing for a second? Could someone put it out there that its sound to to stop lids getting para please?

4 - Onesies. Just [Poor language removed] off. "Yeah but One Direction use them and that weird girl of Big Brother looks dead cosy in hers...". Yeah but they're bad f*cking bellends aren't they? Want to one too? Then wear essentially and adult babygrow to bed you sloth like lazy [Poor language removed]. Bet you it f*cking stinks too.

Boss

1 - Leighton Baines.
 
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Sh*te

1. Wasps, someone just fuc*ing kill them all.

2. Working in an office with no decent women, we used to have a lovely set of women at work and they've slowly been replaced with the dullest oldest women they can find, kind of like overhauling a squad full of superstars with transfer targets selected by Mark Hughes.

3. Men in ridiculously low v-neck t-shirts, we know you've got pecks that look like tits you roid head, we don't need to see them and your fuc*ing stupid geordie shore hairdo.

4. Other peoples kids - I don't really care what your kids are up to, so don't bore me with the details. Are they still alive is about all I need to know.

Boss

1. Perving out the window at work every lunchtime when the sun comes out
 
Bungle said:
Sh*te

1. Wasps, someone just fuc*ing kill them all.

2. Working in an office with no decent women, we used to have a lovely set of women at work and they've slowly been replaced with the dullest oldest women they can find, kind of like overhauling a squad full of superstars with transfer targets selected by Mark Hughes.

3. Men in ridiculously low v-neck t-shirts, we know you've got pecks that look like tits you roid head, we don't need to see them and your fuc*ing stupid geordie shore hairdo.

4. Other peoples kids - I don't really care what your kids are up to, so don't bore me with the details. Are they still alive is about all I need to know.

Boss

1. Perving out the window at work every lunchtime when the sun comes out
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Beautiful set of four lid, apart from the low neck t shirts bit obviously.
 

1) The North.

2) Chips and Gravy

3) Left wing politics

4) Lazy northerners jel of rich people coz they cba to work.





1) David Cameron

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chicoazul said:
Sh*te

1 - British soaps, the TV not the cheaper alternative to shower gel. What the actual [Poor language removed]? When was the last time you watched one? They've disappeared up their own arse thinking they are some sort of moral debater in British society. Coronation Street explores right to die is the latest one, Netflix and it's spin offs will be the one to put to rest you bunch of weird quilts. You too Eastenders.

2 - Different plugs. F*cking pain in the arse travelling and having to get adaptors that cost a f*cking bomb in the airport as you've either lost the previous ones or they're stashed in the loft somewhere where you can't be arsed going. Why can't the world just agree on one plug? The European ones are best I reckon, ours look like they're on jarg steds and the American type are too flimsy.

3 - Xiphoid Process. Got to your mid thirties yet? Found that massive bump in the middle of your chest and thought you had a rock hard tumour growing for a second? Could someone put it out there that its sound to to stop lids getting para please?

4 - Onesies. Just [Poor language removed] off. "Yeah but One Direction use them and that weird girl of Big Brother looks dead cosy in hers...". Yeah but they're bad f*cking bellends aren't they? Want to one too? Then wear essentially and adult babygrow to bed you sloth like lazy [Poor language removed]. Bet you it f*cking stinks too.

Boss

1 - Leighton Baines.
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can you get Xiphoid process on your collarbone Doctor Chico ???
 
chicoazul said:
Beautiful set of four lid, apart from the low neck t shirts bit obviously.
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Jesus christ, this is you isn't it you massive bell

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Bungle said:
Sh*te

1. Wasps, someone just fuc*ing kill them all.

2. Working in an office with no decent women, we used to have a lovely set of women at work and they've slowly been replaced with the dullest oldest women they can find, kind of like overhauling a squad full of superstars with transfer targets selected by Mark Hughes.

3. Men in ridiculously low v-neck t-shirts, we know you've got pecks that look like tits you roid head, we don't need to see them and your fuc*ing stupid geordie shore hairdo.

4. Other peoples kids - I don't really care what your kids are up to, so don't bore me with the details. Are they still alive is about all I need to know.

Boss

1. Perving out the window at work every lunchtime when the sun comes out
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Just ask those women you keep snapchatting to come work at your place mate (y)
 
1. Freezing drizzle rain. 2. Dying for a dump while caught in heavy traffic. 3. Her arl one calling round when your in the middle of your dinner ffs! 4. Hoards of kids sreaming like banshees outside me front window,, bastards! Boss... Peace and quiet sat watching an on fire Everton with a meat pie and lashings of cider,, jobs a good un ffs!!!
 
1. International football. Weekends are sh*te without Everton and there's always the fear that our players will be injured by some Eastern European grock on a pitch that resembles a tattie field.

2. Ryanair. In fact, budget airlines in general. Hidden charges, no assigned seats and stewardesses that look as feminine as Mike Tyson would if he went through his girlfriend's handbag and ate her lipstick.

3. Ketchup. Basically, it's shown up all ound by brown sauce and outperformed in every manner. Completely redundant when beans are thrown into the mix as well.

4. The Old Firm. A giant pus filled boil on the arse of Scottish football. The world would be better of without the pair of them, the venomous bigoted bastards.

1. Weeing in the shower. Get out the warm pounding water to go for a slash? Get f*cked. I'll wee right here thanks. Even funnier when she's in with you.
 

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