Found a bag full of stuff...

[Pienaar's gloves]

...on Walton Road. If anyone can tell me what's in it then I will return it. Otherwise it's going to a Charity Shop on Monday. That's your deadline.

 

[Ehrlin]

Gagball and a full RS kit?

 

[mythbuster]

If it's a bag full of money, then it's defo mine.

 

[ilikecheese]

If it's got a big black rubber c0ck in it it's definitely @Bungle's

 

[ijjysmith]

Is it a good defender?

 

[Kurt.]

...on Walton Road. If anyone can tell me what's in it then I will return it. Otherwise it's going to a Charity Shop on Monday. That's your deadline.

Hi mate, it's my bag.... I don't really want to tell you what's in it because you'd probably steal it if you knew. I would just like the bag back please mate, thanks.

 

[Kurt.]

Oh.... And is contents xxx

 

[Big Fat Sam]

If it's full of pórn then it's mine ffs

 

[McBain]

I'm guessing its Cats.

 

[Goat]

I'm guessing its Cats.

SHRIMP

 

[Boss_Blue]

One of Mick's old mixtapes, a recent copy of WSAG, 2 snickers bars (one half eaten) and my pre season optimism.

You can keep the snickers but I'd like the rest back please (for sentimental reasons)

 

[ilikecheese]

This is like the briefcase from Pulp Fiction

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

A tape measure, notebook with every Merseyside gym goers stats, copy of Men's Health.

Purps says he wants it back mate, its his comforter.

 

[madkiwi]

If it's the Arteta money, you know it belongs to Bill.

 

[Eggs]

....its not mine.