Forum Comedy Gold - Millwall

[heatmeiser]

Quickly becoming an internet legend.

Millwall fan 'Stuwall' becomes confused as to why his season ticket seat is not available when he goes to the ground to (!?) buy his match ticket.

Over 500,000 views apparently. 5 pages in and the penny hasn't dropped yet. It just seems to degenerate in to classic flaming later on.

Millwall fan season ticket idiocy

My favourite reply so far;

This thread is so funny that i actually did a wank while reading it.

I'm not even joking.

Also contains the best forum apology I've seen;

I don't expect you forget about it whatsoever. But whenever I apologise I'm told not too or to **** off to Palace. I feel absolute embarrasment and humiliation within the messageboard context and am genuinely sorry if I've made you all look ****s. Ban me, or I'll just go and keep my head down and my mouth tightly shut for a while, not come on pissed anymore, that was the first time for month, and just talk football. Your choice, but climb down off your horse and make a decision to the board/admin what you want them to do about the thread.

 

[Hayee]

Saw it the other day, what an idiot

 

[davek]

Why is everyone having a dig at me?

Catchphrase of the year that.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Is anyone else reading this with a cockney accent?

 

[Philw]

Someone linked this the other day. After about 7/8 pages I think he kinda gets it, but some guy is proper laying into him, but the posts have been deleted. That whats he referring to about being an embarrasement etc etc. Towards the end all his mates on there are ribbing him, but defending him against other ****s off other forums come on to take the piss.

 

[Whitebootman]

Is anyone else reading this with a cockney accent?

Yes, and with three other guys from the office reading this over my shoulder to see what I'm laughing at. It's a work of art. In my mind they're all stereotype stage cockneys with buttons all over their suits and Dick Van Dyke cockney accents.