Bit dubious this link i reckon. Just swansea rustling our jimmies.
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
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The Penalty Box Dancer
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AFC Fylde vs Birmingham City
F.A Cup Fourth Round
22nd January 2033
Mill Farm was at full capacity for the visit of Championship side Birmingham City. Tyrone O'Neill was absent with a viral infection and Russell Carey led the line for Fylde once again. Fylde done well against Birmingham but Jones allowed Parry too much space on the left side and he got the cross in for Cunningham to head home his 11th of the season, 5 minutes before half-time. Fylde came forward straight from the kick-off with an increase in tempo but were unable to get the ball beyond the strong Birmingham defence. Ten minutes into the second half Henderson took control of the ball and played it wide to Bytheway, he ran down the right and put it into the box for Carey who volleyed past the keeper to level! Another goal for Russell Carey! Fylde had the upper hand and Carey almost got the second but he was forced wide and his shot was saved by the keeper. Josh Ferguson was on for Declan Marshall with ten minutes remaining. A minute later Henderson took down Jones' header and played it wide to Bytheway releasing him forward, he cut inside and played a nice ball into the feet of Russell Carey who slotted on his right foot into the bottom corner! 2-1 to The Coasters! The boyhood Aston Villa fan turns it on against their rivals! Two minutes later Stockbridge tried to head the danger clear but it fell to Kevin Roberts and he directed it into the top left corner to make it 2-2. Stockbridge played it to Wilson on 88 minutes, he crossed into the area and found Henderson who headed into the back of the net! 3-2! Surely that is the winning goal? Can Fylde see this out? The match went into stoppage time and Fylde were cool in possession securing a fantastic comeback victory! They are into the fifth round! Are we seeing a repeat of last season's cup run?
PLAYER RATINGS
AFC Fylde vs Peterborough United
25th January 2033
Struggling Peterborough had it all to do against the most in-form team in the league but we have seen an upset at Mill Farm once or twice before with there being no guarantees in this league. John Jones took the free-kick at the by-line on 8 minutes and Whitehead-Davies flicked it on for Carey who headed in his 19th goal of the season! Patrick Uttridge was having a quiet match and on 58 minutes he was replaced by Mick Wisdom. Wilson ran with the ball and Hewitt launched a late challenge on the midfielder, the crowd were in outrage and urged the referee to send him off. He came over and showed him a straight red card! Colm Goode came on for Euan Henderson with just over 20 minutes to play. Stainsby tried his luck from the free-kick and Dube managed to get a hand to it to divert it behind for a corner. Fylde offered very little in this match and were fortunate to get the three points. It wasn't an easy afternoon for The Coasters but they picked up the win.
DF: Having them down to ten men helped us, if they had eleven out there they would have got something from this. We were off our game today and we need to be prepared for an even tougher game against Notts County this weekend.
PLAYER RATINGS
Notts County vs AFC Fylde
29th January 2033
Bottom of the league Notts County were facing an uphill battle against Fylde. With only three wins in thirty games, it was Fylde who were clear favourites. Two minutes into the match, Carey won the ball and played it to Wilson, he knocked it right to Bytheway and he played a low cross into the box for Euan Henderson to tap in his 15th goal of the season! The lead was short lived and on 9 minutes Kypriadis found Crooks in the box who slotted past Dube to make it 1-1. It was all Notts County after they levelled and they rocked the Fylde goal when a shot from Reid rocked the crossbar leaving Dube stunned. Fylde looked shocked and couldn't put two passes together. Crooks turned supplier and played in Reid who made it 2-1 on 19 minutes. Patrick Uttridge was having a poor game and was subbed at half-time for Mick Wisdom. With thirty minutes to go Wisdom won the ball back but didn't have the pace to get up the pitch, he was dispossessed by the touchline. Morton took the throw to Wilson, who knocked it back to Marshall and Marshall tried a curling shot towards the top corner and it looked destined for the net but it was rising and went just over. Ferguson was urging Dube to get the ball up the field instead of playing out from the back and it paid off, Jones got forward and crossed in for Bytheway and a lucky touch managed to beat the keeper and make it 2-2! Can the comeback kings find the winner? Josh Ferguson was on for Declan Marshall. Bytheway was allowed space to come forward, he played the ball into the box and Carey headed just over the bar on 77 minutes. Fylde defended the Notts County corner and Wilson got the ball to Bytheway, he ran forward and nobody could strop him, he played a nice ball into the box for the arrival of Henderson and he slotted into the bottom corner to make it 3-2! They've turned it around! Henderson with his second of the match but what a ball from Bytheway! 84 minutes on the clock and John Jones lined up the free-kick from 25 yards, he kept it low and curled it into the bottom corner, what a goal! It is an excellent turnaround from Fylde in this second half! They looked unstoppable.
DF: I've been impressed with the attitude and the mentality. We've put ourselves 2nd in the table due to the hard work we have been putting in and we just need to keep working in the same fashion. Can we maintain it? It's too early to say, the league is a good standard and it is going to be a battle to the end.
PLAYER RATINGS
F.A Cup Fourth Round
22nd January 2033
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Mill Farm was at full capacity for the visit of Championship side Birmingham City. Tyrone O'Neill was absent with a viral infection and Russell Carey led the line for Fylde once again. Fylde done well against Birmingham but Jones allowed Parry too much space on the left side and he got the cross in for Cunningham to head home his 11th of the season, 5 minutes before half-time. Fylde came forward straight from the kick-off with an increase in tempo but were unable to get the ball beyond the strong Birmingham defence. Ten minutes into the second half Henderson took control of the ball and played it wide to Bytheway, he ran down the right and put it into the box for Carey who volleyed past the keeper to level! Another goal for Russell Carey! Fylde had the upper hand and Carey almost got the second but he was forced wide and his shot was saved by the keeper. Josh Ferguson was on for Declan Marshall with ten minutes remaining. A minute later Henderson took down Jones' header and played it wide to Bytheway releasing him forward, he cut inside and played a nice ball into the feet of Russell Carey who slotted on his right foot into the bottom corner! 2-1 to The Coasters! The boyhood Aston Villa fan turns it on against their rivals! Two minutes later Stockbridge tried to head the danger clear but it fell to Kevin Roberts and he directed it into the top left corner to make it 2-2. Stockbridge played it to Wilson on 88 minutes, he crossed into the area and found Henderson who headed into the back of the net! 3-2! Surely that is the winning goal? Can Fylde see this out? The match went into stoppage time and Fylde were cool in possession securing a fantastic comeback victory! They are into the fifth round! Are we seeing a repeat of last season's cup run?
PLAYER RATINGS
AFC Fylde vs Peterborough United
25th January 2033
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Struggling Peterborough had it all to do against the most in-form team in the league but we have seen an upset at Mill Farm once or twice before with there being no guarantees in this league. John Jones took the free-kick at the by-line on 8 minutes and Whitehead-Davies flicked it on for Carey who headed in his 19th goal of the season! Patrick Uttridge was having a quiet match and on 58 minutes he was replaced by Mick Wisdom. Wilson ran with the ball and Hewitt launched a late challenge on the midfielder, the crowd were in outrage and urged the referee to send him off. He came over and showed him a straight red card! Colm Goode came on for Euan Henderson with just over 20 minutes to play. Stainsby tried his luck from the free-kick and Dube managed to get a hand to it to divert it behind for a corner. Fylde offered very little in this match and were fortunate to get the three points. It wasn't an easy afternoon for The Coasters but they picked up the win.
DF: Having them down to ten men helped us, if they had eleven out there they would have got something from this. We were off our game today and we need to be prepared for an even tougher game against Notts County this weekend.
PLAYER RATINGS
Notts County vs AFC Fylde
29th January 2033
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Bottom of the league Notts County were facing an uphill battle against Fylde. With only three wins in thirty games, it was Fylde who were clear favourites. Two minutes into the match, Carey won the ball and played it to Wilson, he knocked it right to Bytheway and he played a low cross into the box for Euan Henderson to tap in his 15th goal of the season! The lead was short lived and on 9 minutes Kypriadis found Crooks in the box who slotted past Dube to make it 1-1. It was all Notts County after they levelled and they rocked the Fylde goal when a shot from Reid rocked the crossbar leaving Dube stunned. Fylde looked shocked and couldn't put two passes together. Crooks turned supplier and played in Reid who made it 2-1 on 19 minutes. Patrick Uttridge was having a poor game and was subbed at half-time for Mick Wisdom. With thirty minutes to go Wisdom won the ball back but didn't have the pace to get up the pitch, he was dispossessed by the touchline. Morton took the throw to Wilson, who knocked it back to Marshall and Marshall tried a curling shot towards the top corner and it looked destined for the net but it was rising and went just over. Ferguson was urging Dube to get the ball up the field instead of playing out from the back and it paid off, Jones got forward and crossed in for Bytheway and a lucky touch managed to beat the keeper and make it 2-2! Can the comeback kings find the winner? Josh Ferguson was on for Declan Marshall. Bytheway was allowed space to come forward, he played the ball into the box and Carey headed just over the bar on 77 minutes. Fylde defended the Notts County corner and Wilson got the ball to Bytheway, he ran forward and nobody could strop him, he played a nice ball into the box for the arrival of Henderson and he slotted into the bottom corner to make it 3-2! They've turned it around! Henderson with his second of the match but what a ball from Bytheway! 84 minutes on the clock and John Jones lined up the free-kick from 25 yards, he kept it low and curled it into the bottom corner, what a goal! It is an excellent turnaround from Fylde in this second half! They looked unstoppable.
DF: I've been impressed with the attitude and the mentality. We've put ourselves 2nd in the table due to the hard work we have been putting in and we just need to keep working in the same fashion. Can we maintain it? It's too early to say, the league is a good standard and it is going to be a battle to the end.
PLAYER RATINGS
LEAGUE TABLE
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Up the Harpooning Coasters!
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
JANUARY AWARDS
MANAGER OF THE MONTH
MANAGER OF THE MONTH
PLAYER OF THE MONTH
Harryflashman
Player Valuation: £60m
What an amazing January
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Best start to a year since Danny Rowe got off with drink driving because he spilled whisky on the breathalyser.
Edit: that reminds me, how did this year's Christmas party go? Any good gossip?
That 4-2 win was as good an away performance I've seen since the 4-0 win against Coventry a couple of weeks before.
Hendo? More like Hugo.....Hugo 'kin Sanchez that's who. I don't think I've mentioned this before but this side is like Mexico 86, full of flairs, high heels and disco lights with a sprinkle of hundreds and thousands slipped down with mothers baby sham.
The big man has got is little man swinging to a symphony of pure football that only the Greek Gods of old could have created.
What
A
January!
Tattoo 47 simply put WAJ! on me left arse cheek.
Hendo? More like Hugo.....Hugo 'kin Sanchez that's who. I don't think I've mentioned this before but this side is like Mexico 86, full of flairs, high heels and disco lights with a sprinkle of hundreds and thousands slipped down with mothers baby sham.
The big man has got is little man swinging to a symphony of pure football that only the Greek Gods of old could have created.
What
A
January!
Tattoo 47 simply put WAJ! on me left arse cheek.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
I didn't cry when my old man got into a workplace accident at the Dyson factory and was accidently hooked up to a faulty spellchecker instead of a life support machine rendering him insensible in any matter not pertaining to gardening.
But I'll cry now!
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
What the eff are our medical team up to ffs!
Tyrone was trimming his ring with a pair of rusty secateurs
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
Christ almighty! Have these cavemen never heard of veet?!
‘Get me the head of the Fylde medical staff on the line please.... yes it bloody well is urgent!’
Can we get back to being crap please. Can’t be doing with this mid-season optimism. It’s the hope that kills you.
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
F.A CUP FIFTH ROUND DRAW
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