Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....



Did you see the way he was looking at me though Jimmy...those eyes....

The thing about a Hartlepool Stewards eyes
He's got lifeless eyes
Black eyes
Like a dolls eyes

When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'.
Until he try’s to take your harpoon and those black eyes roll over white.
And then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin'

Cooooasteeeeers. Cooooasteeeers.

UTFC.
 
When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'.
Until he try’s to take your harpoon and those black eyes roll over white.
And then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin'

Cooooasteeeeers. Cooooasteeeers.

UTFC.

Its just like after our famous barny at Bournemouth where Fish was basically kippered by their main Ultra Leather face Larry and Tezza stood up and said

"now fellas, this is not the time or the place to perform some kind of half ar*Ed autopsy on a fish"
 
What ... happened to Clyde? Nothing terrible I hope.

I heard things about Burt Reynolds and his obsession with co-star with better facial hair....
Went on a stag do to Hartlepool with that dog from Turner and Hooch. Let’s just say, the locals haven’t been that excited since sleeping with your sister was made a legal requirement there. Awful mess.
 

Its just like after our famous barny at Bournemouth where Fish was basically kippered by their main Ultra Leather face Larry and Tezza stood up and said

"now fellas, this is not the time or the place to perform some kind of half ar*Ed autopsy on a fish"

Or the time we were all on the bus back from Forest Green singing

Farewell and adieu to you, Forest Green Rovers
Farewell and adieu to you, Rovers of Green
For we have received orders sail to old Fylde
And this time we hope to never see you again.
 

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