JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
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Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
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Just reading the first few pages, I'd forgotten about @zzr45's masterpieces lol lol
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Sort out any zombie problems is always your first step in running a successful football club. Always has been, always will.
Can't even remember what league we're going to be in next season, we're rocketing up so fast!
Is anybody else feeling emotionally drained today?
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
I just cannot wait for next season! Can you imagine all those glamour ties.
Danny Rowe delivered us to the promised land but did not enter himself. He's the modern day Moses. He could have been on the back pages of the national papers, not just the front after his fall from grace.
Can't see Sarge rising to the standard and he defo needs replacing.
Danny Rowe delivered us to the promised land but did not enter himself. He's the modern day Moses. He could have been on the back pages of the national papers, not just the front after his fall from grace.
Can't see Sarge rising to the standard and he defo needs replacing.
We might even get a few championship players on loan next season. Honestly just giddy with all this.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
We'll be in the European super league in 3 seasons.
NeroCeasar
Player Valuation: £8m
Can't believe I missed the game last night, go all the way to Northampton to not get in. The only game all season the wife insists on going to, "I've never been to Northampton" and when she sees all the harpoons outside, she freaks out because "I'm the only whale here". Couldnt convince her she wasn't going to be harvested for her blubber on a Monday night in Northampton.
Anyway can I get back on the supporters club bus for next season, I presume all is forgiven now?
Anyway can I get back on the supporters club bus for next season, I presume all is forgiven now?
zzr45
#MURDERINGSCUM
How had former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson got here? After discovering that his players had been drinking the urine of Sammy Lee and being spit roasted by the reanimated corpse of Bill Shankley and Roy Evans, Ferguson finally came face to face with the original source of EVIL. Fat Sam.
‘Dialogue relevant to some crap TPBD has written’ boomed Fat Sam as he advanced on his 8 legs, fray bentos crumbs trailing in his wake.
‘NEVER!’ Cried Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson.
‘Then you leave me no choice!’ Cried Fat Sam ‘if you think signing Theo Walcott and Cenk Tosun was the worst thing I’ve ever done, get ready for this!’ And then Fat Sam vomited a hot, steaming stream of Gravy that would surely endFormer Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson.
Just then, in the Nick of time demonologist Darren Huckerby jumped in front ofFormer Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson and took the lethal gravy load.
‘No!’ ScreamedFormer Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson.
‘Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson’ said Demonologist Darren Huckerby ‘pornhub.com red heads rimming’
‘I understand now’ said Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson. ‘Google.com signs your life is pointless’. Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson swung his weapon towards Fat Sam.
‘Meta humour on how pointless this is’ growled Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson as he squeezed the trigger.
Got any pictures of your blubbery wife?
Got any pictures of your blubbery wife?
I see she didn’t mind getting involved in the celebrations.
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
SAM BYRAM: Fylde are incredible
Sam Byram recently posted on Twitter about how much he enjoyed watching Fylde this season. "I watched all games at Mill Farm, this group of players are an extremely talented lot with an incredible work ethic. UTC! League One here we come!
Sam retired from football last season after playing an integral part in getting Flyde promoted to Football League Two. Since retiring he has been attending matches at Mill Farm.
The football season is not over with three matches still to play. It seems Rochdale will be crowned Champions as they bounce back in their first season and it is going to be a huge summer for Ferguson and Fylde as they prepare to build for next season.
Sam Byram recently posted on Twitter about how much he enjoyed watching Fylde this season. "I watched all games at Mill Farm, this group of players are an extremely talented lot with an incredible work ethic. UTC! League One here we come!
Sam retired from football last season after playing an integral part in getting Flyde promoted to Football League Two. Since retiring he has been attending matches at Mill Farm.
The football season is not over with three matches still to play. It seems Rochdale will be crowned Champions as they bounce back in their first season and it is going to be a huge summer for Ferguson and Fylde as they prepare to build for next season.
NeroCeasar
Player Valuation: £8m
There isn't a wide enough lensGot any pictures of your blubbery wife?
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Sammy Sammy Sam, Sam Bryam!
Put the f in UTC Samuel, we've all heard you behind the dugout shouting what you shout. On second thoughts, after remembering your favourite word, maybe UTC stands for Up The Cu...
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