The Penalty Box Dancer
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The whistle blows at Halifax, Fylde 3-0 winners! Results are still coming in elsewhere......
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
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The Penalty Box Dancer
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It's all over in Telford.....the final score is 1-1!
Salford have beaten Maidstone 3-2! Fylde have done it! They have snuck into the play off places!!
Salford have beaten Maidstone 3-2! Fylde have done it! They have snuck into the play off places!!
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
FINAL LEAGUE STANDINGS
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
Right lads. Same time tomorrow. See you all later
The Penalty Box Dancer
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AND HERE IT IS......
The team that helped them secure a place in the play-offs can knock them straight out in three days time. Blackpool's draw against Telford was enough to put Telford out of the play-off places and put their local rivals in. What a game we have here!
The team that helped them secure a place in the play-offs can knock them straight out in three days time. Blackpool's draw against Telford was enough to put Telford out of the play-off places and put their local rivals in. What a game we have here!
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
The haddock derby. Shag them Fylde!!
I realise now I've said this that you're definitely, unquestionably going out to Tranmere in these playoffs.
Yarrgh
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Was getting legged by an angry baboon with no kecks on saying I'd robbed his pants. I had to duck into the Halifax end. I'm stuck next to effing Howard from the Halifax! He's got a mouth like a Dockers bottom- the vile sh@#$ coming out of him and he's always so easy going on the tv.
Gotta stay incognito.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
Smash his face in with a hammer and tell him you bank with Santander!
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Cash back you turning toad Howard!
1-2-ba$£@4&-3 all the way and stick that in your £5 A month reward scheme.
Nah. Lovely chap. We really got on well. He took me for a cracking curry in the Halifax Raja Palace. Then a few drinks. We got to talking about Bangkok and we both love the place so he invites me back to look at his pictures of temples and Buddha statues - he's a top notch fella. Anyway he tells me I can crash on his sofa after looking at his brilliant holiday snaps. I'm just drifting off when he comes back in dressed in a silver bikini, wig and tells me he also picked up some other interests from his holiday there- do I want an happy ending from a ladyboy.
Let me tell you I was relieved when tv's captain Picard from Star Trek burst through the door and got into a lovers tiff with she-Howard. It was an amazing scene! Who'd have thought a Halifax fan and a Huddersfield fan could have negotiated a loving relationship.
I made my excuses and left.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
11 lions on the pitch today by the way. Sat on the train home with that little guy with a baldy head who has a permanent for around his head -Danny de Vapo. His real name is Brian and he's a mad Coasters fan but terribly shy and that's why he always sits on his own the poor lad.
I think I may have maligned Halifax Howard and Patrick Stewart. I asked for their autograph because who'd believe a tale like that right? Danny, I mean Brian, says that HH signed his name Barry Rathbone and PS signed his as Yank. Who they are I don't know. All I can remember now is that Yank told Barry to get his mamba out and make.him forgive him.
Odd folk in Yorkshire.
I think I may have maligned Halifax Howard and Patrick Stewart. I asked for their autograph because who'd believe a tale like that right? Danny, I mean Brian, says that HH signed his name Barry Rathbone and PS signed his as Yank. Who they are I don't know. All I can remember now is that Yank told Barry to get his mamba out and make.him forgive him.
Odd folk in Yorkshire.
What's going on in ere then!
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