Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[JimmyJeffers]

I'd register him as back up striker mate.

Saints fan I know once told me that when Beattie first got his England call up when playing for Southampton, he was spotted in a local leisure centre next day wearing a full England tracksuit. lol Can just imagine it.

 

[Yarrgh]

Saints fan I know once told me that when Beattie first got his England call up when playing for Southampton, he was spotted in a local leisure centre next day wearing a full England tracksuit. lol Can just imagine it.

Still wearing it according reports from the training ground. He's got to wear a lioness bra for his moobs too. Other than it being a bit tatty and not covering his belly he's still an impressive sight. Apparently he can still bang them in for fun every 10th or 11th attempt. The magic never leaves you I guess.

 

[maccavennie]

Saints fan I know once told me that when Beattie first got his England call up when playing for Southampton, he was spotted in a local leisure centre next day wearing a full England tracksuit. lol Can just imagine it.

lol lol lol

 

[Yarrgh]

Saints fan I know once told me that when Beattie first got his England call up when playing for Southampton, he was spotted in a local leisure centre next day wearing a full England tracksuit. lol Can just imagine it.

I suspect this is actually true.

 

[Euan Henderson]

LEAGUE TWO TEAM OF THE YEAR 2027/28

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Really proud to have made the team of the year and seeing how many of the other lads made the team, I think it's fair to say we're looking good for next season .

Can't believe that bald little bell Yilmaz got player of the season tho.

Big Func was robbed as well.

UTFC

 

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Really proud to have made the team of the year and seeing how many of the other lads made the team, I think it's fair to say we're looking good for next season .

Can't believe that bald little bell Yilmaz got player of the season tho.

Big Func was robbed as well.

UTFC

Endless possibilities for lyrics from Macca here

 

[Euan Henderson]

Endless possibilities for lyrics from Macca here

You wanna try walking into the changing rooms after he's been on the crapper.

Eye watering.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

You wanna try walking into the changing rooms after he's been on the crapper.

Eye watering.

Haha I can imagine. Good to have some inside info.

 

[maccavennie]

Endless possibilities for lyrics from Macca here

I'm on it

 

[Euan Henderson]

I'm on it

Be gentle @maccavennie some of the lads are still a bit fragile after the kidnapping incident.

*Shudders with PTSD flashback.

 

[Jimishorts]

Haha I can imagine. Good to have some inside info.

We could be on for getting weekly updates on ”Beatties trackies”

Big Func

Bet you don’t call him that to his face pal

 

[Euan Henderson]

Calling Tariq Lamptey, Lumpy is about as brave as I get!

 

[maccavennie]

Be gentle @maccavennie some of the lads are still a bit fragile after the kidnapping incident.

*Shudders with PTSD flashback.

No surprise since my kidnapping that we've got 2 straight promotions

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Thinking about it, cos Big Func is a very long man, the food will have more time to fester in his body, therefore making his toilet time extra stinky.

 

[maccavennie]

Thinking about it, cos Big Func is a very long man, the food will have more time to fester in his body, therefore making his toilet time extra stinky.

Deffo some kind of autobiography could come out of that.

Toilet time with big Func