Footballing conspiracy theories

[MikeH72]

Which ones do you believe to be true? What are your favourite ones? I’ll start:

Villarreal have never had an away kit.

 

[Connor]

Thomas Muller has been only ever been 32, no older, no younger

 

[MikeH72]

Thomas Muller has been only ever been 32, no older, no younger

Javier Hernandez was 23 for about 10 years and then woke up one day and was 34.

 

[Nymzee]

Obafemi Martins retired

 

[cronullasharks]

Obafemi Martins was 42 when he played for Newcastle

 

[heatmeiser]

 

[MikeH72]

Wolves never play Premier League matches but still finish 12th every season.

 

[Connor]

Big Red play Norwich at least 4 times a season, no matter what division they're in

 

[MikeH72]

Danny Ward doesn’t actually exist.

 

[Lobster Johnson]

We signed 2 Burnley players to get out of a law suit

Copyright Davek

 

[DanB90]

Everton haven’t had a Saturday 3pm kick off for over a decade.

 

[superkeeper]

Every season in between Christmas and New years day, we’ll play both Newcastle and Burnley, even when they’re not in the same league

 

[Simon Buttle]

We signed 2 Burnley players to get out of a law suit

Copyright Davek

Tbf to davek, given how madcap our owner/board can be at times I wouldn't put it past them to enter into some sort of agreement with Burnley so that we can 'help them out a bit' to prevent them from possibly taking out some sort of legal case against us. Didn't they need to find something like £50m?

 

[DanB90]

Jamie Vardy doesn’t even play any more, but still scores 15 goals a season.

 

[superkeeper]

Wolfsburg and Werner Bremen are the same club