http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7255311.stm
Kezman's unusual plans to become a monk upon retiring got me thinking of other footballers plans once they hang up their orange boots.
Ignoring the fact that they are all multi-millionaires obviously.
AJ could advertise that Advanced Hair shampoo that Shane Warne used to do.
Rooney would make an excellent building site skivvy. All that upper body strength could make light work of that sweeping up.
Crouch would make a super coconut picker.
Owen Hargreaves could be a stand in for 80's computer games footballers.
As you can see, my ideas are rubbish, please give me better ones.
Kezman's unusual plans to become a monk upon retiring got me thinking of other footballers plans once they hang up their orange boots.
Ignoring the fact that they are all multi-millionaires obviously.
AJ could advertise that Advanced Hair shampoo that Shane Warne used to do.
Rooney would make an excellent building site skivvy. All that upper body strength could make light work of that sweeping up.
Crouch would make a super coconut picker.
Owen Hargreaves could be a stand in for 80's computer games footballers.
As you can see, my ideas are rubbish, please give me better ones.
