Football Or Sex?

Goat · July 20, 2013

Does chicos mar still count?

Moomin · July 20, 2013

I don't have sex, I make love.

TheFinnFan · July 20, 2013

I have sex with football. I prefer Mitre.

Roztitute · July 20, 2013

Cena said:
Hahaha.

I'm not really gonna neg anyone, but I can happily live without sex.

Put it this way - Jelavic's last minute goal against City, that feeling was an example of how football is better, i'd rather never miss out on that ta

Totally agree.

Everton/footy over sex.

I think I might have intimacy issues though.

Azzurri · July 20, 2013

Everton can make me happier than any amount of sex could.

Cena · July 20, 2013

Azzurri said:
Everton can make me happier than any amount of sex could.

Is the correct answer

Dylan · July 21, 2013

Sorry, sex over football. I am thinking some of you haven't had good experiences then.

I go without football for months with no problems (summer downtime, deployments etc etc) but a week between busting a nut and I am humping the sofa.

Elong · July 21, 2013

This thread is now impregnated. Thanks Dylan...

Royal Blue Jersey · July 21, 2013

EFC David said:
If you had give one up for the rest of your life what one would you give up?

*note you can't have a wank or stick cucumbers up your bum.

Sex.

McBain · July 21, 2013

It all comes down to whether you'd want to be surrounded by sweaty men or sweaty women.

SingBlue · July 21, 2013

McBain said:
It all comes down to whether you'd want to be surrounded by sweaty men or sweaty women.

Watching the Euro2013 coverage, some of them women are fit, FIT, and good at footy.

Not the English ones obviously.

sportbillyblue · July 21, 2013

I often get a serious lob on watching footie on the telly, thankfully there is typically some bint or other knocking around otherwise cranking one off would just seem wrong.

On the subject of the women's Euros I reckon a fair number of those girls would look well fit in heels and those sexy strips normally reserved for FHM shoots or stripagrams

McBain · July 21, 2013

Wow. I'm completely the other way round. I think about footy if I want a softie. I used to think about Alan Shearer when i had to get off the bus to school.