Flu

[Brownie]

Hands up if you've got flu.

I just tried to close a door, got a sleeve of a coat stuck in it and was surprised by the amount of force on the recoil, so much so that I stumbled a bit and had to steady myself on the wall.

Also earlier I did a world record amount of toilet.

 

[Cena]

Man up u tart

 

[heatmeiser]

I had it the other week. Lasted about 2 weeks. Was pretty crap, but I battled through.

The mrs had it and spent a week lying on the couch crying actual tears.

Manflu my arse. Soft as [Poor language removed], women.

 

[Brownie]

Even John Cena cries when he's got flu mate

 

[Cena]

Even John Cena cries when he's got flu mate

Too far lad, too far

 

[Brownie]

Actual crying is amazing, I remember one of my mates (male) crying when he had food poisoning, aged 21

 

[Brownie]

Good job I specified male and then said he anyway

 

[Cena]

Actual crying is amazing, I remember one of my mates (male) crying when he had food poisoning, aged 21

Tell him to man up too

 

[Brownie]

Tell him to man up too

He is a massive, massive [Poor language removed]'ole to be fair.

 

[Nordecke]

My immune system is far superior than you average humans..

The Flu is sick with me, more than likely

 

[chicoazul]

A K I N G N E W S ******* B R E A K I N G N E W S ******** B R E A K I N G N E W S ******** B R E A K I N G N E

Browns has a bad cold and complains about it on the internet.

 

[Brownie]

*sniff

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Had it a while ago. Now have a chest infection and a dislocated shoulder. Plus i just chucked up my KFC. £5 wasted ffs. I might eat it again later like.

 

[best little spaniard]

I've been coughing solidly for about a week. And will it effect my good humour?? NO.














Yes, I do see the irony in "good humour"

 

[Brownie]

Had it a while ago. Now have a chest infection and a dislocated shoulder. Plus i just chucked up my KFC. £5 wasted ffs. I might eat it again later like.

I swear you and heatmeiser actually have a separate part of your brain dedicated to coming up with new ways to be disgusting