Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
After cultivating a barnet that put Carlos Valderama to shame for many years, starting out as an acid house set of curly curtains & progressing through an indie unkempt look to white rasta, the time came to lob it all off.
Straight away I regretted it and went on another 3 or 4 year coiffeur abandonment, before deciding that I really did need to sort my yed out. So then it was a clipper job on about a number 4 until one day we had a xmas vid on and 'arl father time gave me a kick in the town halls, staring me full in the face in full widescreen glory it was there.......
a patch ffs.
About 10 minutes later it was off No. 1 all over, then gradually the clippers were reduced to about 1/2 (is that a setting ?), no placky attachment but not completely down t'wood. The main worries being that I would resemble Collina, and i would realise how lumpy and bumpy my turnip really is.
Then today i finally did it, all off, the only way it can be shorter is with a Bic (thats next), and i have to say it was a very liberating experience, my head is a fantastic shape... no mekons here !! and i don't look a bit like that italian tosser, in fact I look very distinguished, and cos I've done it now I can get plenty of u.v.'s on my pate in preparation for my hols. I look far better than Sharpy does.
I reckon I'm gonna keep it like this from now on, and the fact that I grow a beard quite quickly will ensure that i keep my mush shaved as well so that I don't look like Stephen Ireland.
It feels so good i think I'll enquire about a Back, Sack & Crack before I hit the costas.
I may need to get some of these now though.......
So basically I feel great, I look great and after a splash of Jasper Conran I smell great too.
Reidettes.....start your engines.
Straight away I regretted it and went on another 3 or 4 year coiffeur abandonment, before deciding that I really did need to sort my yed out. So then it was a clipper job on about a number 4 until one day we had a xmas vid on and 'arl father time gave me a kick in the town halls, staring me full in the face in full widescreen glory it was there.......
a patch ffs.
About 10 minutes later it was off No. 1 all over, then gradually the clippers were reduced to about 1/2 (is that a setting ?), no placky attachment but not completely down t'wood. The main worries being that I would resemble Collina, and i would realise how lumpy and bumpy my turnip really is.
Then today i finally did it, all off, the only way it can be shorter is with a Bic (thats next), and i have to say it was a very liberating experience, my head is a fantastic shape... no mekons here !! and i don't look a bit like that italian tosser, in fact I look very distinguished, and cos I've done it now I can get plenty of u.v.'s on my pate in preparation for my hols. I look far better than Sharpy does.
I reckon I'm gonna keep it like this from now on, and the fact that I grow a beard quite quickly will ensure that i keep my mush shaved as well so that I don't look like Stephen Ireland.
It feels so good i think I'll enquire about a Back, Sack & Crack before I hit the costas.
I may need to get some of these now though.......
So basically I feel great, I look great and after a splash of Jasper Conran I smell great too.
Reidettes.....start your engines.
