Films in an alternate universe

[Rita_Poon]

Peter Pancakes

Random kid flies round town just giving people pancakes

Hamshank Redemption

Unlimited meat on the bone

Conjure....

'The good the vlad and the downright ugly'

'Sadiator'

'Heil-raiser'

'Very dirty Harry'

...

 

[Kurt.]

Jesus Christ.

Did some of you get glue for Christmas?

Not seen that ?

 

[Rita_Poon]

Jesus Christ Superstar

gets glue for Christmas, turns out to be a very last meal

...

 

[Goat]

Not seen that ?

Its a sequel to nail varnish remover.

 

[Kurt.]

Glen Gary Glen Ross

2 Irish strongmen from warring villages battle to become Ireland’s strongest man

 

[Rita_Poon]

Two flutes for sister Sara

 

[toffee82]

Glen Gary Glen Ross

2 Irish strongmen from warring villages battle to become Ireland’s strongest man

Gary, Ross and Glen x 2.

A sequel to Rita, Sue and Bob too expanding the number of protagonists.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Captain America: the summer soldier

Where Chris Evans portrays Captain America hopelessly falling for Zooey Deschanel's manic pixie dream girl, only to find she's an evil Hydra murder-drone.

 

[verreauxi]

Forest Trump...an idiot runs around bumping into boring, cloying, adventures while trying run a country.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Good probate procedure.

A docu-drama when a will was hunted for and not found. One family's struggle to claim their inheritance.

 

[DavidH]

One of my favourite Bruce Lee movies, Fisting of Fury... thinking about it, that might actually be a martial arts porno.

Enter My Dragon

Fella let's his mate goose his mum in law

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[Kurt.]

Dr Yes

An evil Russian spy decides to give up all his secrets to a British super spy

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

The hunt for blue November.

They didn't find Red October, so gave up and tried November. In a better colour.

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Groundhog Dave

Davek wakes up everyday in the patterson thread.