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ham2 said:
Someone insert gif of alan partridge shouting "dan dan dan dan"
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An old lady goes to her Doctor and tells that every time l walk l break wind but at least it doesn't smell. So the Doctor tells her to walk to the end of the room and back. This she does all the time breaking wind. When she sits down the Dr tells her he is going to prescribe her some tablets and a small operation. 'Will the operation cure my flatulence?' She asks. The Dr replies...'No, the tablets will do that. The operation is for your nose!'

Taxi.
 
Jokerdan said:
An old lady goes to her Doctor and tells that every time l walk l break wind but at least it doesn't smell. So the Doctor tells her to walk to the end of the room and back. This she does all the time breaking wind. When she sits down the Dr tells her he is going to prescribe her some tablets and a small operation. 'Will the operation cure my flatulence?' She asks. The Dr replies...'No, the tablets will do that. The operation is for your nose!'

Taxi.
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Is it cos she had a big nose??
 
Jokerdan said:
An old lady goes to her Doctor and tells that every time l walk l break wind but at least it doesn't smell. So the Doctor tells her to walk to the end of the room and back. This she does all the time breaking wind. When she sits down the Dr tells her he is going to prescribe her some tablets and a small operation. 'Will the operation cure my flatulence?' She asks. The Dr replies...'No, the tablets will do that. The operation is for your nose!'

Taxi.
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